Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we had a pair of stuck bots come back from seemingly the brink, a pair of curbstompings, and a pair of bots being knocked out at the same time. Will this week be any more ridiculous? I'm gonna say yes, but for
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BattleBots Beat: Unsticky Situations
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, HyperShock actually friggin' worked in its first fight, P1 scored a big upset, and Copperhead outlasted Lock-Jaw. What somewhat ridiculous stuff is inevitably in store this week? Well, let's fight out. Onto the fights! Malice vs. JackpotMalice: 0-1 (L, JD 3-0 vs. Tantrum)Jackpot:
BattleBots Beat: Speed Kills
BattleBots Beat: Double-Double
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRpA9hDjK6w Minotaur had a fire. Tombstone had a fire. And Pain Train's batteries had a fire. Well, I can pretty much guarantee there will be fewer fires. If there were more fires I'd be pretty damn impressed because that would essentially be every fight. Onto the
BattleBots Beat: “Well, I Woke Up to Get Me a Cold Pop…”
Yup, we're starting out with a Sweet Brown reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWtD7x0J8xg And yet you still read this dreck! Welcome back to the BattleBots Beat! As far as BattleBots review columns go. I remain your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, apparently chief correspondent on all non-human competitions—this, the Marble League Rolldown, McNally McMonster hunting seasons, and
Return of the BattleBots Beat: Your 2021* Preview!
*Sees it's Wednesday the 5th* Shit, I should probably write this. Greetings lizard people one and all, it's time for another season of everyone's favorite inhuman and therefore wholesome violence! Yes, it's the 2021 season and they're starting it on *checks calendar* dammit, Light Treason Day. Well, at least there'll be something