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  • BattleBots Beat: The Final Octet

    BattleBots Beat: The Final Octet

    March 11, 2021

    Welcome back to the Beat! I open up with a lightbulb moment that we’ll get back to later as we break down the fights.…

  • BattleBots Beat: Burn it All Down

    BattleBots Beat: Burn it All Down

    March 4, 2021

    Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out I did a dumb and thought HiJinx would upset Uppercut, and was rewarded with about a…

  • BattleBots Beat: You Too Can Become an Octofinalist!

    BattleBots Beat: You Too Can Become an Octofinalist!

    February 25, 2021

    A blurb in one year of my high school’s yearbook had the note about the debate team “You too can become a triple-octofinalist.” Which…

  • BattleBots Beat: Start Your Arguments!

    BattleBots Beat: Start Your Arguments!

    February 18, 2021

    Welcome back to the Beat! It’s the last midnight Fight Night of the (technically) 2020 season, and with it the 32-bot bracket will be…

  • BattleBots Beat: Bubble Battles

    BattleBots Beat: Bubble Battles

    February 11, 2021

    Brought to you by Blake Bortles. Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we started asking questions about 1-2 bots. Among them, Tombstone.…

  • BattleBots Beat: All the Horizonal Spinners, Please

    BattleBots Beat: All the Horizonal Spinners, Please

    February 4, 2021

    Welcome back to the Beat! Last time we watched the equivalent of a mouse beating an elephant right after the saddest fight in BattleBots…

  • BattleBots Beat: For Lack of a Good Joke

    BattleBots Beat: For Lack of a Good Joke

    January 29, 2021

    Yeah, I don’t have one. Writing a requiem movement does that… (it’s also part of why this is late because I was zapped.) Welcome…

  • BattleBots Beat: Cue Lazer Light Show!

    BattleBots Beat: Cue Lazer Light Show!

    January 21, 2021

    Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, there was salt, and anger, and arguably the worst win of the season, by a bot that…

  • BattleBots Beat: Oh Great, More Salt

    BattleBots Beat: Oh Great, More Salt

    January 14, 2021

    Welcome back to the Beat, now back at its regular time assuming I get this done in time! Eh, I should be fine. Anyway,…

  • BattleBots Beat: Oh Lawd She Chompin’

    BattleBots Beat: Oh Lawd She Chompin’

    January 8, 2021

    Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of…

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