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BattleBots Beat: The Final Octet
Welcome back to the Beat! I open up with a lightbulb moment that we’ll get back to later as we break down the fights.…
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BattleBots Beat: Burn it All Down
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out I did a dumb and thought HiJinx would upset Uppercut, and was rewarded with about a…
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BattleBots Beat: You Too Can Become an Octofinalist!
A blurb in one year of my high school’s yearbook had the note about the debate team “You too can become a triple-octofinalist.” Which…
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BattleBots Beat: Start Your Arguments!
Welcome back to the Beat! It’s the last midnight Fight Night of the (technically) 2020 season, and with it the 32-bot bracket will be…
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BattleBots Beat: Bubble Battles
Brought to you by Blake Bortles. Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we started asking questions about 1-2 bots. Among them, Tombstone.…
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BattleBots Beat: All the Horizonal Spinners, Please
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time we watched the equivalent of a mouse beating an elephant right after the saddest fight in BattleBots…
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BattleBots Beat: For Lack of a Good Joke
Yeah, I don’t have one. Writing a requiem movement does that… (it’s also part of why this is late because I was zapped.) Welcome…
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BattleBots Beat: Cue Lazer Light Show!
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, there was salt, and anger, and arguably the worst win of the season, by a bot that…
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BattleBots Beat: Oh Great, More Salt
Welcome back to the Beat, now back at its regular time assuming I get this done in time! Eh, I should be fine. Anyway,…
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BattleBots Beat: Oh Lawd She Chompin’
Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of…
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