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BattleBots Beat: Oh Lawd She Chompin’
Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of…
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BattleBots Beat: Let the Salt Begin
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we learned that Senorita Weaselo’s two favorite bots (and two of mine) are a combined 0-2.…
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BattleBots Beat: When Titans Collide
Everyone still standing? Good. Welcome back to the Beat, the leading BattleBots wall o’text that gets written and formatted the day before because it’s…
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BattleBots Beat: Welcome to BubbleBots
Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary friends, lizard people… we made it. Welcome back to the Beat. I am once again your friendly Senor Weaselo here to…
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BattleBots Beat: 2020 Updates
Yes, we have fighting robots. There is much rejoicing. The 2020 season of BattleBots, delayed by *points to globe* all this shit is up…
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The Next Annual BattleBots Beaties
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we reminded ourselves that the Montreal Screwjob is not good for your business. Especially if it…
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BattleBots Beat: Ode to a Giant Robot
Welcome back to the Beat! This week should be the Beaties, a nice wrap-up (except for the bonus fights) and at least cromulent award…
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BattleBots Beat: Eight Bots Enter, One Bot Leaves
Welcome back to the Beat! We’re at the pointy end now obviously, as we’re at the season finale, with the quarterfinals, semis, and of…
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BattleBots Beat: Still Not a Sweet 16 (and also Your “Hoisting Giant Nuts” Championship Friday Evening Open Thread)
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, HyperShock was hoisted on its own petard, Son of Whyachi actually got revenge, and Cobalt had…
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BattleBots Beat: The 25-Bot Bracket (…Kinda)
Hi everyone, welcome back to the Beat! Last week, Brazil beat the FC-named team, Bite Force went a ho-hum 4-0, and Hydra grabbed the…