Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we reminded ourselves that the Montreal Screwjob is not good for your business. Especially if it wasn't scripted in the first place!
This week it's the BattleBots Beaties, the part where I try to get these out before BattleBots Update so I at
Welcome back to the Beat! This week should be the Beaties, a nice wrap-up (except for the bonus fights) and at least cromulent award post, even though there aren't any good fasteners left to have as awards. Nuts and bolts are from BattleBots, the Giant Screw was a joke award,
Welcome back to the Beat! We're at the pointy end now obviously, as we're at the season finale, with the quarterfinals, semis, and of course, the championship. The storylines are there for us, such as:
Will Paul Ventimiglia win a fourth heavyweight Giant Nut (Brutality in '09, Bite Force in '15
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, HyperShock was hoisted on its own petard, Son of Whyachi actually got revenge, and Cobalt had good enough DI to not get killed off the top by Minotaur's up smash, even if it still lost the fight. And then after press time
Hi everyone, welcome back to the Beat! Last week, Brazil beat the FC-named team, Bite Force went a ho-hum 4-0, and Hydra grabbed the torch from Bronco. This week, it's a special playoff thing, but it's not the top 16!
The powers that be that is known as the BattleBots Tournament
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, RailGun Max won the battle of Shanghai, "Holy crap Bronco's 0-2" got replaced with "Holy ultra crap Bronco's 0-3," and a whole bunch of cut fights that will go onto the BattleBots YouTube page sometime after the season ends. Oh, and Gigabyte might
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone and Gruff gave a Fight of the Year nominee, Bombshell and Captain Shrederator created the 0-4 club, and Death Roll became the first robot to go 4-0. Teams are finishing up their regular seasons, because it seems like this week and
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Yeti made Redshirt sad, Bronco went retro, and HyperShock still couldn't beat Bite Force. That's okay, nobody else currently in the field can! This has been your reminder that the only robot to beat Bite Force in 3+ seasons is Chomp with
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we had Witch Doctor send Whiplash crashing for the first time this year, HUGE gashed Gigabyte, and Deep Six caused a hole in the Box, Nelly, and the space-time continuum. This time out we have two bots with the exact same record
Welcome back to the Beat, where we get severals, nay, fews of +1s on the Reddits! Good news, I haven't gotten angry cease & desist messages from anyone, so… yay? Anyway, last time was the midseason roundtable where robots got together and yelled their opinions on this season. As for
Welcome to the 2019 BattleBots Beat Midseason Roundtable Spectacularmathon! I'm still Senor Weaselo. Joining me today for this panel are…
The 30 million track wunderkind, he works at KDFO during their popular Request Line show, DJ 3000!
DJ 3000: THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. I JUST HOPE THAT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE
Hi everyone and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone broke everyone's bracket projections by catching on fire, Death Roll broke some more projections by possibly sidelining Quantum and moving to 3-0, and Cobalt did not break more bracket projections, just its front wedge attachment and Bombshell's dreams.