BattleBots Beat

BattleBots Beat: Some of This Might Go Badly

Senor Weaselo -
5

Welcome back to the Beat, where we get severals, nay, fews of +1s on the Reddits! Good news, I haven't gotten angry cease & desist messages from anyone, so… yay? Anyway, last time was the midseason roundtable where robots got together and yelled their opinions on this season. As for

BattleBots Beat: 2019 Midseason Roundtable

Senor Weaselo -
3

Welcome to the 2019 BattleBots Beat Midseason Roundtable Spectacularmathon! I'm still Senor Weaselo. Joining me today for this panel are… The 30 million track wunderkind, he works at KDFO during their popular Request Line show, DJ 3000! DJ 3000: THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. I JUST HOPE THAT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE

BattleBots Beat: “Alexa, Play Despacito”

Senor Weaselo -
2

Hi everyone and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone broke everyone's bracket projections by catching on fire, Death Roll broke some more projections by possibly sidelining Quantum and moving to 3-0, and Cobalt did not break more bracket projections, just its front wedge attachment and Bombshell's dreams.

BattleBots Beat: Break Stuff

Senor Weaselo -
5

Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we saw dueling flippers with drastically different outcomes, as Hydra used gravity to break WAR Hawk into its separate components while Bronco debuted and got shredded by Bite Force. Plus we saw HyperShock decapitate Monsoon and Skorpios double-decapitate Sidewinder.

BattleBots Beat: Family Feud

Senor Weaselo -
34

First off, Louie Anderson is my Family Feud host if not just for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QMJousotj0 And he's still alive, which is both surprising and heartwarming. Second off, welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, the floor winning became a meme, Tombstone slashed SawBlaze, and Nelly the Ellybot tasted the rainbow, motherfucker. This