Your “A Face Only A Mother Could Love” Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - March 5, 2026

They breed 'em different up Iowa way. This guy has milked a few bulls in his time if that smile means anything but more on him later. Here I go again, trawling the depths of that place we all love and despise, looking for stupid NFL-related stuff. And we're off! Globules: Have You

Your Monday Evening Open Thread

scotchnaut - March 2, 2026

Hey Buttercups, what say you? This will be quite short as I am in possession of a rumbly belly and things aren't getting better. I hope you're not overindulging on the socials this last wee bit because it's hell out there. (I'm pretty sure-nope, I know for sure) Help yourself to stay

Your Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 26, 2026

Many football lovers would like to tell you we're in The Doldrums (I love that phrase for some reason) as far as news/observations are concerned. But they didn't account for me, your scrappy poster that has dredged up some crap that we may perchance talk about. Flotsam & Jetsam: -Speaking of Jetsam,

What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 23, 2026

For those that partook, now there's an Olympic hangover to add to the NFL one. (though if you're superdesperate the Combine is on this week) College basketball is heating up. Sillycuse won't get to 20 wins barring a miracle run through the ACC tourney. Bastards. More on that below. I'm

Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 19, 2026

How 'bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I'd put a couple of bananas on the Finns tomorrow. They're very solid defensively, are fantastic on the counterattack and have great depth. I was hoping they'd play the

Your Thursday Night Reaching Under The Couch Looking For Content Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 12, 2026February 12, 2026

The Olympics are a gimme of course and I'm mighty grateful for them but news on other fronts? Well of course the first thing that came to the front of my frontal lobe is that there is a new city where the beautiful fight crime. I'm just going to assume

It’s All Over Now Baby Blue-Your Football-less Monday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 9, 2026

This is the sucky part of the year and it only lasts 6 more months. And in certain climes it's cold to boot. [West Coast commenters push each other into on-coming traffic in order to be the first to brag about their weather] It's ok, we'll make do as we

Your Superb Owl Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 8, 2026February 8, 2026

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Well, we finally made it to the fireworks factory! Honestly, this has been the most entertaining season I've experienced since 2011- (had to throw a Giants reference in here in some way) what with the unexpected emergent teams (two of which you're going to watch this evening!) some mind-boggling upsets,

I’ve Got Your Super Bowl Appetizer Right Here

scotchnaut - February 8, 2026

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The biggest of big days is upon us but there's still a ways to go. The Winter Olympics is in full force (I can see the outline of a Norwegian biathlete's penis as I type this) and may serve to pass the time until we get to the nitty gritty. So if

They Call It “Death Week”?

scotchnaut - January 29, 2026

That's what the deaf-tone Florio called this period of time before the Super Bowl week. Sportswriters gave it the name because nothing happens is what he was saying this morning. Wow. That wee brouhaha in Minneapolis must not have crossed his noggin. Flotsam and Jetsam: -Duker Sucks!: Close enough. The Jets have