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scotchnaut - December 7, 2023December 7, 2023

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The NFL just doesn't give a fuck, does it? They're killing our love of the sport one ugly game at a time. Who, aside from masochists like Gumbygirl and WCS, would watch this garbage? Guh! Tidbits: -Handing Out Baloney: Marvin Harrison Jr. is trying to tell gullible reporters that he's thinking of

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scotchnaut - December 4, 2023

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That was a day yesterday, wasn't it? We saw some awesomeness and there was some unmitigated crap as well. Speaking of, this Thursday we've got the Steelers and Pats facing off. Apparently the O/U is a paltry and disgusting 31 and a half. Are you fucking kidding me? More on

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scotchnaut - December 3, 2023December 3, 2023

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Well, here we are. We had to gas up once and the little ones needed a few pee breaks but we've arrived at our destination. [looks out window] "Green Bay? Got damn it!" To The Game! Chiefs/Packers: -Something to say Tomorrow: "Hey, did you know that under Lafleur the Packers record is 15-1?"

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scotchnaut - December 3, 2023December 3, 2023

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As one would expect, we've got the skinniest of slates in terms of number of games and quality games. I can hear Hippo's snores from over here. To The Games! Panthers/Bucs: Aw, C'MON! This game should have been flexed to the Dark Ages. Tampa is 4-7 but it's much worse than that because

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scotchnaut - December 3, 2023

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It might be nice elseplaces but it's Hot Chocolate Day here, you sexy thing. That's just the thing to warm the cockles of my ham hocks. There are six teams (Bills, Giants, Ravens, Vikes, Bears and Raiders) on bye this week so check your turgid fantasy teams! To The Games! Colts/Titans: Indy's unlikely

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scotchnaut - November 30, 2023

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Can you believe it's week 13 already? What will these games give us? More excitement and shenanigans? My Magic 8 Ball says, "Why are you shaking me? What did I do?" Stupid ball. Tidbits: -Zack Ertz is moving on from Arizona, looking to hitch a ride with a playoff team that could

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scotchnaut - November 27, 2023November 27, 2023

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Another week is in the books, er, reading devices and everything is as clear as mud. Let's take a peek. Fallout: -Well, no one fell further than Frank Reich and Duce Staley and Josh Johnson. That's twice that Reich has been fired midseason and twice that Tepper has let go a coach

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scotchnaut - November 26, 2023November 26, 2023

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I don't know man, this seems to have 'blowout' written all over it. Maybe the Chargers will surprise us with a cromulent outing but they just lost to the Packers. Are they giving up or are they just the same old inconsistent squad? Hard to tell, really. To The Game! Ravens/Chargers: -Flowers should

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scotchnaut - November 26, 2023November 26, 2023

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A dizzying four games in the late window! One for-sure banger, a few division matchups, the Cards could be interesting with Kyler back and can the Broncos continue their winning ways? Let's take a turgid look at these offerings. To The Games! Rams/Cards: Fatt Matt has Kupp to play with but given he's not

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scotchnaut - November 26, 2023

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Hey, welcome back! After last night's failed Lemonade Experiment (the sugar-centric hangover this morning, god!) I don't feel like doing this but obligations are obligations. To The Games! Steelers/Bengals: Cincy will start a guy (Jake Browning) that sounds like an early Industrial Age process. I come from a long line of Jake Browners-it's not

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scotchnaut - November 23, 2023November 23, 2023

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My, what a run we had! We laughed, we farted, we burped, we said something that raised some hackles-a good time was had by all. To The Game! Niners/Seahawks: -Another division game? That's at least three today, maybe more! Will wonders never cease. This is fairly important-a two game lead or a tie