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scotchnaut - January 10, 2021January 10, 2021

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TO THE GAME! Bears/Saints: -The general consensus is that on-the-cusp of 42 years, Drew Brees will hang up his mole/birthmark for good after he loses. That won't be happening today. -Despite being benched Truth Biscuit actually has a record of 6-3 as a starter this year. Despite having the 2nd worst passing grade

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scotchnaut - January 9, 2021January 9, 2021

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And you shall have him, Chase Young. Hopefully more than a few times. Very few folks expect Washington to come out of this on top but there are some avenues to grabbing the W. Of course, a number of variables must line up and if they do and it's a

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scotchnaut - January 3, 2021January 3, 2021

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For a big game it doesn't get much smaller than this. But hey, if a 3-7 Mississippi State football team can play in a bowl game then why can't a desperately underachieving NFC East squadoo sully the good name of "the NFL Playoffs"? I see no reason, your case is

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scotchnaut - January 3, 2021January 3, 2021

438

Did anything get sorted out? Well, surely this round of tilts will settle everything. TO THE GAMES! Packers/Bears: Chicago would have much preferred that Green Bay had nothing to play for but they want to solidify that #1 seed so this one should be intense, to the point where some players may end

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scotchnaut - January 3, 2021

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I'm talking about Saints running backs and Agatha Christie of course. If you're looking for "If this happens, then that happens" playoff permutations you've come to the wrong small football-watching site. You'll hear enough of that over the course of any game you watch and they'll most likely get it

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scotchnaut - December 28, 2020

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It's very nearly the crunchiest of crunch times now. Can the Bills top off week 16 with a twisting of the knife into the Pats mid-section? I'm guessing pretty much everyone in the NFL-fans, assistants, owners, trainers, strength coaches, beer sellers, ushers, parking lot attendants, ticket-takers, dieticians, public relations types,

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scotchnaut - December 27, 2020December 27, 2020

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Well, now that the day's tilts have a.) made the playoff situation a whole helluva lot clearer or, b.) made the damn playoff situation that much more frickin' muddier* we can now feast the eyebulbs on an interesting and curious matchup featuring two teams with different approaches to getting the

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scotchnaut - December 27, 2020December 27, 2020

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Hit it! TO THE GAMES! Broncos/Chargers: The te spot has been death to most fantasy owners this year but there's hope on the horizon for next year. Noah Fant , as long as he's targeted a fair bit, responds with catches, first downs and TD's. Contract situations aside, the Chargers are very well

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scotchnaut - December 27, 2020

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Your fantasy championship (well, most of it) comes down to this. As you sweat it out (except for The Revanchist) be sure to have booze and snackies at the ready. You did some admirable work at the dinner table yesterday but now's not the time to give up. Bear down!

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scotchnaut - December 26, 2020December 26, 2020

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You know what people say, "There's no cake like home". And I heartily agree. Thank bejeezuz neither my wife or I are into baking. That would transform my "I can turn this thing around in 2 months with proper diet and exercise" body into a "Son! C'mere, I need help

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scotchnaut - December 26, 2020December 26, 2020

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God, how I love me some prime rib! I adore every aspect of the experience, from picking the piece out, hauling it home, picking out and prepping the sides, who's going to be a good roasted fingerling potato? You are! Yes you are and gently, lovingly fondling that meat, putting it

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scotchnaut - December 26, 2020December 26, 2020

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If this game is to be compared to a starter I'm going with Pigs in a Blanket. Matt Staffordy-brand doughy goodness encompassing the fetid after-remnants of various cut-rate animals-"pigeon throat never tasted this good!" is on tap today. Anyhoo, if you have any other comparisons, assault me in the comments. TO