Just a quick post to catch you up on what’s going on in the world of the NFL to take the mind away from horrible things that happened in Europe today:
All Chop Blocks are illegal!! Hooray!! Finally, an actual rule change that truly does promote safety!
The head coaches (minus 4. See if you can guess who is missing!) took the annual picture:
There is SO much to talk about in that picture. There really is. I believe a photoshop with Beansie has already been created as well as one where the lampshade is removed from the picture where Jim Caldwell is supposed to be.
Archer will NOT be happy
Have a good day today.
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I wish the coaches would have donned sombreros, serapes, and fake mustaches while playing the maracas, al la Sex Cannon.
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More bad news (unless there is nudity):
http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/margot-robbie-attached-to-tonya-harding-film/ar-BBqLaRI?ocid=ansmsnent11
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Rex Ryan: MEN! We can really have a goddamned party now that Grandpa Coughlin and his 8:30 bedtimes ain’t here anymore!
Mike McCoy: We’re just going to stay the course, Rex. Playing it safe is the right call.
Gary Kubiak: My heart can’t take that kind of partying, Rex.
John Fox: Mine either.
Chip Kelly: (only if we ditch Lewis, Tomlin, Jackson, and Caldwell)
Mike Tomlin: Obviously we hold ourselves to a high standard, obviously, and obviously we didn’t meet that standard when we had some partying going on last time, and obviously we have to work harder to meet the high standards, obviously.
Pete Carroll: Sorry, Rex, I’m going to have to pass.
Mike McCarthy: Why risk going for 7 beers when you can have a safe 3?
Jim Caldwell: …
Rex Ryan: Shit
You had me at “I’m going to have to pass”
I wonder whose mom Belichick was sleeping with when this photo was taken?
Yours
“Sleeping with” sounds too classy for Bellichick. I’m thinking he’s getting a Rusty Trombone followed by a Cleveland Steamer.
MILF Rut?
I have discovered the Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube.
I may never have another productive moment in my life.
https://youtu.be/jxDycguIWXI
I absolutely love that it blows up.
Here’s the Beansie Photoshop I did that was floating around the DFO back office.
http://s27.postimg.org/o326k33vn/Beansie.jpg
You could do a whole series of Where’s Waldo pictures featuring Beansie, Rasta Mike Zimmer, and Lampshade Jim Caldwell.
Lampshade Ilse Koch not so much.
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I made it back from Las Vegas with some of my bank account and a sliver of dignity still in tact.
Sliver of dignity? So much for leaving it all on the field.
Jeff Fisher: Hoverhand plus Mustache. Approaching Trestman-level creepiness
Judge Snowbilly Snooki.
Jesus wept.
http://crooksandliars.com/2016/03/judge-sarah-palin-inks-deal-reality
Jesus wants nothing to do with this shit
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They put Mike Tomlin in the back AND the corner.
NOBODY PUTS MIKE TOMLIN IN THE BACK AND THE CORNER
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Back…and to the (stage) left…
The bus drivers in Montgomery, Alabama would like to have a word.
All the drivers alive at the time are unavailable for comment.
Also RIP Rob Ford
Does this mean I, too, can wear a fancy Bills polo shirt to my next fancy dress event?
Follow up question: would it work if it were not a Bills polo?
Yes. No. MUST be a Bills polo.
That’s why Trump tried to buy our team. It is the CLASSIEST of franchises.
Rex had on a suit but there was an AWESOME queso dip on the goddamm snacks table and some unfortunate staining occurred.
http://nystyleofmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ROTEL_Famous_Queso2.jpg