Euro 2016 DFO Field Report: Part Ménage a Trois

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Our intrepid reporter is back and he was lucky enough to attend today’s awesome game between Iceland and Austria.

Take it away,  Litre_cola!

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Hey,  we’re working on that credential for you! It’s…. coming.

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rockingdog

horay! good job litre_cola!

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Don T

Yes: the whistling gets old fast, but when it is directed at just one player it is delightful.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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And so on. If it gets under the guy’s skin, way more enjoyable.

If I had a choice of eliminating one thing, it would be this one:

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Are the French self-satisfied or waaaaay self-satisfied even for the French about how the Euros are working out?

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King Hippo

I fuckin’ LOVE these things.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Me too. Was so excited when I got the email today that I posted it right away.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

PROTECT THE SACK! PROTECT THE SACK!

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Wakezilla

Great write up! You’ve pretty much validated my opinion as to why I can’t be bothered to ever visit Paris. How is getting around the city/country when you (presumably) don’t know the language?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Eh, I would go any time. A fellow worker who is about as a US engineer as you can get just got back and even he loved seeing the things that didn’t have huge lines to see. He specifically remarked about the public pissing and the ain’t care attitude at the beach. He said getting around was not really a problem even with these crowds. There are several other areas I would want to spend more time in once I saw the things in Paris I wanted to hit. But I’m sure it’s not for everyone.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To clarify; his trip was France and Belgium, not just Paris as I would think the beaches in Paris would be somewhat limited.

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ballsofsteelandfury

They actually bring sand in during the summer along the river and create beaches!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is a damn fun fact.

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rockingdog

i remember reading about this bringing sand to the beach phenomenon in school….

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Generally, I find few really positive opinions of Paris. I found it to be meh and it’s not high on my list of places to return to.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve found that it makes a YUUUUGE difference if you can speak the language.

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litre_cola

I speak french fluently. Mrs. Cola does not, she is very happy I am here. In Paris you can get by piss easy, we were just on the coast in Noirmoutier and it defiitely would be a struggle.

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Beerguyrob

No drinking? Zut alors!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Excellent write-up! Top notch!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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