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King Hippo - January 6, 2025January 5, 2025

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Well, this here is the last marathon, until next season (absent the heat death of the universe, which I think we'd all welcome). As a departure, let's start with the ending - the only game with real stakes, Minny at Detroit.  I honestly didn't know what to expect.  Vikes have the

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King Hippo - December 30, 2024December 29, 2024

70

Do you like terrible, no-stakes FITBAW?  Boy howdy, did the last NFL Sunday of 2024 have a treat in store for YOU! How shitty are the Cowpersons, really?  Tanner Motherfucking McKee outscored them on this balmy afternoon.  Saquon stayed in until he broke the 2000 mark, as the N-GCp went dirty to

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King Hippo - December 23, 2024December 22, 2024

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Whew, Uncle Teddy is back.  I know y'all missed his handsome mug. JV fixtures were all bad, and the NFL proper slate looked...less than promising.  Oddly, Black Panthers/Qards was maybe the most competitive (while still resembling professional FITBAW) early matchup.  As Balding Spiritually noted, Charlotte's finest led 20-3 and 30-20, and

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King Hippo - December 16, 2024December 15, 2024

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Another week of cray-cray, let's get right into it! Ideal 7/5 window is marred by the raw sewage quality of those early seven.  But as always, some entertainment to be found in odd corners of the FITBAW-verse. 500s/LOLfins was the one game with two decent teams and reasonable stakes.  Did you know

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King Hippo - December 9, 2024December 8, 2024

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I hope everyone enjoyed their December FITBAW.  I ended up sleeping a lot, so mind the gaps (PHRASING). Almost all of the quality early came from the AFC East.  Q-aron finally had a throwback statistical performance, leading his charges to 23-15 and 26-23 Q4 leads that his defense could not, would

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King Hippo - December 2, 2024December 1, 2024

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Meh, I slept through the entire 4p window.  No regerts. Did anyone predict an 82-point game in Cincinnati?  With the Stillers on the other side??  But that's what you got, a 44-38 Yinzburgh win, with Charmslinger topping 4 bills (3rd time in career).  Stick a fork in the Bengals, for reals

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King Hippo - November 25, 2024November 25, 2024

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A bad/light slate on paper, it didn't have any qualms about going plaid.  HARD. Naturally, with the path to success wide open and with a bed of rose petals...the Commies face planted.  Not only did they struggle to get the offense untracked, they also gave up 27 to the goddamned Cooper Rush

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King Hippo - November 4, 2024November 3, 2024

127

Holy cats, there was SO MUCH FITBAW.  At least it felt that way to my poor, leaky brain.  Like the Greatest Living American reminded us, after today we've gone halfway through the regular season.  Anticipatory depression can go ahead and start blueprints, at least.  The banner pic is because all

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King Hippo - October 28, 2024October 27, 2024

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Welcome to Week 8 action, no byes.  Don't forget to buy Halloween candy, then buy MOAR when you eat the first batch.  You disgusting, fat pig. Cincy went with the "White Tiger" kit this week, and the vast majority of the home support decided to join in.  Depending on one's perspective, it

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King Hippo - October 21, 2024October 20, 2024

89

Holy shit, we made it!  Three weeks of MANDATORIUM duty, despite having to start with Jaguras/P*ts - and finish with the goddamned Q-aron Jest.  But challenge us, for DFO will rise up to meet it, with unfettered devotion. New England ran out to a 10-nil lead, but much like that most painful

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King Hippo - October 14, 2024October 13, 2024

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Some days, one just feels like monkeyshit.  I wasn't hungover, I don't think actually sick, I DID remember to take my anti-crazy pills in the morning...so, who knows.  Maybe just the pressure of living in this fucking Darkest Timeline. But STILL, I was up in time for MANDATORY WATCH DUTIES.  What did we