Sexy Friday – 20241115

TGIF! Hope you've been appointed to a new government position this week. And don't worry, experience is not required. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to survive begin adrift at sea. First off stay in your boat as long as possible. The life raft is a last resort here. The rule

Sexy Friday – 20241108

TGIF! We made through this week, so that's good. Also, the trade deadline has passed which means barring injuries or concussions all team rosters are set. What you see now is all you're going to get, for better or worse. Survival - Personal Edition Let's teach an old dog some new tricks.

Sexy Friday – 20241101

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween. Also a great weekend to take care of all that extra candy, or help relieve your local store of all its excess candy stocks. Survival - Personal Edition Let's go over some strategies for hiding sweat stains on your clothing. Look, we all sweat, but like

Sexy Friday – 20241025

TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater's World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave this series labeled as chokers and losers. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of haterade, let's list some insults that could be lobbed on the field. You suck You

Sexy Friday – 20241018

TGIF! Hope you traded for a new number one receiver this week. And more importantly, that you traded for the right number one receiver. Survival - Personal Edition This edition is very dire one. One I doubt any of us will ever encounter in our lives hopefully. HOWEVAH! This edition helps explain

Sexy Friday – 20241011

TGIF! We've got a rocking dirt ball game starting, so let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition Not a cat person? Well here's one way to make them a more palatable option in your abode: toilet training! Let's get that kitty using the toilet and get rid of that smelly mess

Sexy Friday – 20241004

TGIF! Hopefully everyone's recovered from the adrenaline rush of last night's game. Gotta love the MLB playoffs! Survival - Personal Edition Let's make a cummerbund! This is if you forgot yours, don't own one, or somehow fouled yours up but the event requires one. Ascertain if you're at a white tie or

Sexy Friday – 20240927

TGIF! Unless you're in the path of Helene. Then hope you're staying safe by taking advantage of those free flights to Istanbul they seem to be handing out. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn some sword fighting. No, actual swords, like an epee or foil in fencing, weirdo. Ready Position At rest you

Sexy Friday – 20240920

TGIF! Please delete all posts and accounts you have on porn sites or porn forum sites. Just stay here and post normal stuff. Even though this a Sexy Friday, that doesn't make it off limits. Survival - Personal Edition Let's create a pit oven. That's right, a proper ground oven.  This is

Sexy Friday – 20240913

TGIF! Try not to eat any pets no matter where you are. Also, welcome back footy! Set those alarms and get your Peacock credentials ready. Survival - Personal Edition In today's edition, you've made some terrible life choices and are now near two cats. Not only that, but these two cats are

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

Sexy Friday – 20240906

TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the