Wild Card Weekend Warmups!

What tasty treats await us all - presuming one is staying inside watching TV.  God help you if you are ATTENDING the Saturday night Chefs/Fins tilt.  Your bollocks are likely to freeze plum off.  Or, I suppose, your lady bollocks (sorry, TayTay). But first, Lesser Footy awaits.  The Prem is thankfully

All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!

You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories.  But Frank Lampard is a Tory Cunt. Well, fuck it.  Now he's OUR Tory Cunt, and I welcome him to Merseyside, without reservation.  You see, when you endure 6 months of