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Your Wednesday Evening Open Thread & Western Conference Preview

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Beerguyrob - August 12, 2020August 12, 2020
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A bonus double feature tonight - the Western Conference preview, plus the AEW Dynamite preview courtesy Joliet Jake Delhomme. First, the hockey. So as with the East, we must with the West. Vegas Golden Knights vs. Chicago Blackhawks:  The Blackhawks have no business being in this round, except for the fact that

Your “And In The Distance, A Light Flickered…” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 1, 2020July 30, 2020
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Shh... Listen - in the distance... It's faint right now, but familiar. It's a comforting sound, one that brings to mind hope, and glory. But also pain. The heartache of allowing yourself to be vulnerable. To wanting something you know you can't have. Yet, you must. You need to feel alive. And this will

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