2021 Banner Madness: First Round, Day 2

Senor Weaselo - March 9, 2021March 8, 2021

Day 2 means 5 more first-round matchups, this time from the GAMBLOR region. 12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being reminded I’m a Democrat.” vs. 11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” 43. “I think I

2021 Banner Madness: Yes, It’s Back!

Senor Weaselo - March 8, 2021March 5, 2021

2020 sucked. We can all agree on that due to *once again gestures to outside world* all this shit. You name it, it probably sucked. You know what didn't suck? You fine people at bringing the funny, the clever, and the severely fucked up. And very often, a combination of the

Your 2020 Banner Madness Recap and Unveiling

Senor Weaselo - March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

I believe we have a winner. 58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” beats 59. “If Garrett had only hit a woman with that helmet he’d be back by Week 14.” 32-12 And there you have it. A champion

Your “Championship Saturday” 2020 Banner Madness Championship and Saturday Morning Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - March 28, 2020March 27, 2020

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It comes down to this, a clichéd saying that means you don't have anything better to say. But I do! It's been a rough month in the world. In short, it's all gone to hell, even if we're not all gonna die. We think. Unless you're a disciple of BOLTMAN. In

Your 2020 Banner Madness Penultimate Four!

Senor Weaselo - March 25, 2020March 24, 2020

So we're finally here. The 2020 Banner Madness Penultimate Four. The four to make it, already champions in their own right to survive an impressive year of banners. Let's go through it all. GAMBLOR Region First Round 64. “Only thing wetter than this Ravens-Steelers game is my wife seeing the Witcher in the

2020 Banner Madness: Road to the Penultimate Four

Senor Weaselo - March 23, 2020March 22, 2020

In short: 'Tis a long one. Long, winding, a monthlong actually-occurring-in-March gauntlet. And after this four will remain. That's still kinda something. As for the possibilities: In the BOLTMAN Region… 2. “These goal posts are taking it like an NFL girlfriend lately.” beats 51. “THIS JASON GARRETT, I CALL HIM HILLARY CLINTON BECAUSE

2020 Banner Madness: It’s the Ice Milk Eight!

Senor Weaselo - March 22, 2020March 21, 2020

Holy hell, right? At the beginning of the month things were a bit tenuous, sure, but we didn't expect this. And believe it or not I've only seen one President Madagascar meme so far! And then to further it, I fell asleep at a civilized time without actually writing this up

2020 Banner Madness: The End is Near

DFOing Good

Senor Weaselo - March 19, 2020March 18, 2020

After today, the Ice Milk Eight, the Penultimate Four, and the championship which doesn't get a fancy name. When we last left the SHAN'KHOR Region we realized the world was going to hell and to hunker down at the Winchester for a nice cold pint until this all blew over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htT-aVJup4 Which'll be

2020 Banner Madness: And Space Madness

Senor Weaselo - March 18, 2020March 18, 2020

The latter will come on stronger as we're cooped up, don't worry. Meanwhile speaking of madness, here's the BOLTMAN Regional Semis. First, the secon round results. 2. “These goal posts are taking it like an NFL girlfriend lately.” beats 48. “Maryland channeling their inner older, more mature Jesus by not going crazy

2020 Banner Madness: Salty 16, Day 2

Senor Weaselo - March 17, 2020March 16, 2020

Sorry, running low on cleverness for the title. We are closer to the end than the beginning though, if that means anything to you. Also expect a Senor in the City sometime in the next week or so as we take a look at the freelance side of things. Yes,

Banner Madness 2020: Salty 16, Day 1

Senor Weaselo - March 16, 2020March 15, 2020

Arguably the best-named round we came up with. Alternately, arguably the worst. Personally "Penultimate Four" is still my favorite. It's also the What the Hell are Regional Semifinals! As things go we start it with the top left of the bracket and the GAMBLOR Regional. Which I should finish filling in

2020 Banner Madness: The Only Game in Town

Senor Weaselo - March 13, 2020March 12, 2020

Well, we did not expect that one on March 1st. For one that implies that we thought the NCAA would do the right thing. Ever. But everything is cancelled like it's the motherfuckin' Space Olympics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TICjEsvC8o (The Earth Olympics are also pending.) Also this is the last day of the second round. After