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Our heroes, or theirs?
They arrived quietly. It wasn’t hard to do, we were barely banging sticks and rocks together at the time.
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[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 6: The Fellows of Delicacy and No Delicacy October 31, 2022 – Heathrow Airport, London, UK At least it was going to be…
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Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his…
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Chapter 4: Beneath Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sensation of dripping water. As his hands searched for purchase on the slick stone floor, they scraped across several…
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Chapter 3: Dove Valley Elementary
The school’s front doors weren’t supposed to be unlocked, but they opened freely at Russell Wilson’s touch. The heavy metal doors clacked closed as…
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Chapter 2: Searching Dove Valley
The pale glow of the parking lot’s fluorescent light poles grew in the distance as Russell Wilson approached. Their brightness overpowered the dim trail…
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Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson’s golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green’s approach. The sand trap’s embrace was no softer…
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Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season
In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL’s Power Rankings weekly thread. 32…
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Awkward Introduction Post Ready Go OK I’m Gonna Start Now
I was made in God’s image – fat, receding hairline, poor eyesight, Broncos fan. The poor eyesight has helped lessen the impact of this…