Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley

Alex_Demote - April 20, 2023April 20, 2023

Russell Wilson's golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green's approach. The sand trap's embrace was no softer than the laminated plastic seat cover now pressed obstinately to the flat of his cheek. Both the sand and the seat were a great deal more

Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season

Alex_Demote - January 20, 2023January 19, 2023

Foreword In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL's Power Rankings weekly thread. 32 volunteers ranked the teams each week and wrote a short synopsis of their designated team's previous game. Excited to contribute but never one to miss a

Awkward Introduction Post Ready Go OK I’m Gonna Start Now

DFOing Good

Alex_Demote - December 29, 2022December 28, 2022

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I was made in God’s image – fat, receding hairline, poor eyesight, Broncos fan. The poor eyesight has helped lessen the impact of this terrible Broncos season, but the rest of my….situation is as par-for-the-course American as a red Ford F-150, a check-cashing company, and medical debt. I went to