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Beerguyrob - February 22, 2017February 22, 2017
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I was going to continue my pattern of ignoring all NFL news until March, but then Deadspin ruined that by publishing this: And suddenly, I can find humour & delight in the NFL again. Mostly because it's the Bears; partly because it doesn't mention the Falcons & their choke-job. It's really the

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The Maestro - October 16, 2015October 15, 2015
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So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to figure out who sucks worse, Aaron Rodgers gets to continue his reign of terror against a Chargers team that got gut-punched by Le'Veon Bell on Monday...

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