Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview

Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few wins away from breaking Coach Shula's all-time win record (Peace Be upon him)  and I knew I had to act before it was too late. So, I

On the Offensive – Uruguay Slave World Cup Preview

Greetings, cretins. Line up your toothiest, bity-est takes for the farewell performance of Luis Suárez’s career. More accomplished nags than I will also expound on Suárez’s presumptive dirty play and diving, which would sully further the already unredeemable festival of greed and homophobia that is the Cutter World Cup. It