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Bringing Back This Week in Fuck You — Depression

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - February 20, 2025February 18, 2025
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Above Photo From Here It's 5:26pm right now.  Or at least right now as I sit down to write this, not right now as you're reading it. You're not THAT high. At least most of you (probably) aren't. The reason the time is relevant is that I started drafting this during

Your “At Least We Have Each Other?” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Senor Weaselo - February 13, 2017February 13, 2017
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Greetings. Beerguyrob's away for some Canadian holiday (wait, it's not Canada or Victoria Day… Family Day? That's a thing? Damn it Canada, you make it so easy to make jokes!). So it's up to your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man (man, I wish) me. Sorry about that. And now, the news! NFL News • The Giants released

Your “Hold Off On Drinking, It’s ‘Annie!’ Day” Wednesday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 17, 2016August 17, 2016
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Because when it's preseason, there's football tomorrow! NFL Headlines: Bruce Arians has been released from hospital. Must've been that bean he ate. Steve Smith passed his physical. Looking forward to his demands people ice up. Tomy Romo is expected to play Friday versus the Dolphins. He has to, or they won't let

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