Tag: dfo radio

Request Line: Dentistry

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INT. A DARK ROOM - NIGHT [a scream is heard] [another scream, louder] [two screams in quick succession] [finally, a scream that starts at a volume of 7 and goes all the way up to a volume of 9] CUT TO: INT. BOXCAR - EARLY MORNING The PRODUCER, asleep on a mound of straw, wakes up

Request Line: In With The New

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are seated behind the desk, having a conversation (via speakerphone) with their location manager.  JOLIET JAKE DELHOMME: ...and so the HOA manager is asking us to pay to have the homes power washed. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Okay.  So, uh, first off, no. DARKEST TIMELINE

Request Line: Seeing The Light

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INT. FREIGHT TRAIN BOXCAR - DAY A pair of men are lounging on piles of straw inside of a boxcar.  The train is moving slowly - no more than twenty miles per hour - and the car is rocking gently back and forth. JIM TOMSULA: What did I tell you, buddy? 

Request Line: Days

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As much as I like to complain that we've already done every single topic under the sun as far as Request Line is concerned, from time to time I realize that isn't quite the case.  Case in point: a certain anniversary is coming up and as we were discussing how

The Ultimate Tom Brady Mixtape

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Welcome to the inaugural edition of the Ultimate Mixtape series.  Thanks to everyone who contributed last week - enjoy! "Overture (from Tommy)" - The Who. "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby" - Kirsty MacColl.  Tom Attends the University of Michigan, where he is buried in the depth chart behind

Request Line: The Ultimate Mixtape Series

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Greetings!  Doubtless you've arrived breathlessly anticipating a new season of Request Line after having spent the last two days in a state of blackout drunken euphoria upon learning of the death of Rush Limbaugh.  I have some bad news.  Not about Rush, no, I'm delighted to report that he's still

Request Line: Christmas-Adjacent

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INT. CRAMPED OFFICE CUBICLE - DAY MICHAEL VICK sits uncomfortably in front of a desktop computer.  He is peering closely at the screen.  Pan over to show the image that he's looking at. MICHAEL VICK: Aw, she's all tuckered out.  Wait...Computer, pan up. DJ 3000: I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW. MICHAEL VICK: Shut

SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Just Breathe

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--- The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang is seated around a large...table type arrangement that consists of the felt part of a pool table balanced on top of several stacks of cinderblocks.  A set of various markings from a craps table have been crudely drawn on its