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“Don’t Be Late – It’s Time For Hate!” – Your Hate Week Monday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 3, 2025February 3, 2025
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Hi everyone, It's your old pal Beerguy, here once again for our annual tribute to "Big Game Week"©®™, otherwise known 'round these parts as "[DFO] Hate Week". As per usual, we are going to tie Hate Week into the Open Threads, combining the Kommentists love of hate with their love of complaining.

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Beerguyrob - April 25, 2017April 25, 2017
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  NFL News: two days until the Draft. Adrian Peterson has indeed signed a two-year, $7 million contract with the Saints. it's effectively one-year, plus incentives, with a team-option for a second. Oh - the Saints open in Minnesota Week-1. No one can blame him: AJ McCarron wants out of Cincinnati.

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