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What Could Go Wrong? – Your 2021 Houston Texans Preview

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Anthony In TX - October 7, 2021October 4, 2021
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The 2021 season is almost here! It hasn't started yet! As the resident Houston Texans fan (and the only one within 5,000 square miles), I felt it was only appropriate that I be the one who previews this season’s Texans. I’m going to keep it simple, but here’s the TL;DR:

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Houston Texans

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Beerguyrob - September 14, 2017September 14, 2017
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Before we progress, let's once again revisit the 0-1 2017 New England Patriots: Delicious. I very much enjoy the fact that Pat there has turned on the Patriots because "#22" took a knee, despite the fact that it was a Chief. I'm surprised she didn't call him a "thug". The appeals of

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