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Your “Changing Landscapes Are Always Changing” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 7, 2021June 7, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: Julio Jones is now officially a Tennessee Titan. They received a second- and fourth-round pick in 2022, but also gave Tennessee a sixth-round selection. More importantly, clearing Jones' $15.3 million means they won't have to wreck their cap signing all their draft picks. That faint sound of an

Your “Later Gators!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 24, 2020November 24, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: I'm just going to let the headline do the talking: Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys' win over Vikings Apparently, to make his point in front of very large African-American gentlemen, Mike McCarthy made his point to the team by having coaches roll watermelons in

Your “I Guess I Should Do Something” First Preseason Game Thread

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Beerguyrob - August 8, 2019August 8, 2019
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I'm giving Scotchy the night off. The man works hard, and shouldn't be forced to labour under the aspersion there is meaning to the first preseason games of the year. Thus, this thread will serve a dual purpose of entertaining & preparing for the evening contests. NFL Nuggets: It's worse than

Your “WOOOOOO! GAME 7!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 23, 2019April 23, 2019
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NFL News: Two days until the Draft. The Seahawks, as predicted once they signed Russell to all that money, have traded Frank Clark. To the Chiefs, for a 2019 First round pick, a swap of 2019 Thirds, and a 2020 Second.  For the Chiefs, I guess they saw their window

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