The scene: The twisted road which leads toward the Castle of Death, on which the Moosemobile currently sits. And on top of the Moosemobile are Future Moose and Doktor Zymm. Zymm is currently swinging Man in Plaid #2's head at the hordes of undead that surround the vehicle, and Moose
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It's deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry: Unacceptable! This is totally unacceptable! I come back here to take my revenge, and everyone is gone? PK: Maybe they went out for some doughnuts. You know, I
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y'see, you've gotta know who to let through and who might be a clear and present danger to our country and the American way of life. Rookie: Yessir! But... Border
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 68)
The scene: The dark, dank dungeon of the Castle of Death, where the DFOers are being held prisoner. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Covalent Blonde, Low Commander and Otto's Brain are in a cell, as are their newfound luchador friends Señor Weaselo and La Araña Discoteca, after having been captured by
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 66)
The scene: The open highway, where Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower are driving down the road in a 1961 Corvette convertible. Moosemas Gorilla is driving, while Horatio is riding in a sling hanging from the rear-view mirror. Horatio Cornblower: Ah, the open road! It's great to get away from all of
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 65)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 63)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 62)
The scene: An unnamed bar in the Free and Sovereign State of Chihuahua, Mexico. Ballsofsteelandfury is sitting at a table in a dark corner, along with Covalent Blonde, Low Commander, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and Otto's Brain. Although Otto's Brain is actually on the table rather than at it, being