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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 73)
The scene: The Moosemobile, which is racing desperately towards the Castle of Death while a mad clown clings to the hood. Future Moose is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 72)
The scene: The In-N-Out across from the DFO clubhouse. PK is backing out of the store quickly, laden down with packages of cookies, potato…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 71)
The scene: The twisted road which leads toward the Castle of Death, on which the Moosemobile currently sits. And on top of the Moosemobile…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It’s deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 69) Special King-Size Edition!
The scene: A little-used U.S./Mexico border crossing, where a border patrol officer is showing a young rookie the ropes. Border Patrol Officer: Now, y’see,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 68)
The scene: The dark, dank dungeon of the Castle of Death, where the DFOers are being held prisoner. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van, Covalent Blonde,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 67)
The scene: The Moosemobile, with Covalent Blonde behind the wheel. She is currently navigating the long, twisting road leading up a craggy hill to…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 66)
The scene: The open highway, where Moosemas Gorilla and Horatio Cornblower are driving down the road in a 1961 Corvette convertible. Moosemas Gorilla is…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 65)
The scene: A dark, foreboding castle, high up on a craggy hill. The moon is full, a bright beacon in the inky blackness of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)
The scene: The open road, just a ways from the Door Flies Open clubhouse, purt near the edge of town and a stone’s throw…