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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 63)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s car, where Future Moose is driving Zymm back to the DFO clubhouse from Wally’s World of Waffles. Man in Plaid…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 62)
The scene: An unnamed bar in the Free and Sovereign State of Chihuahua, Mexico. Ballsofsteelandfury is sitting at a table in a dark corner,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 61)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the Moosemas party is in full swing. The music is loud, the Moosemas Brew is flowing freely, and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 60)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory, where she is finally completing her work on Future Moose. Zymm is wearing her super-sciencey microscopic glasses and inserting…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Zymm has a pair of super hi-tech surgical magnifying glasses on, and is carefully working…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 58)
The scene: The Shop Till U Drop superstore, where the motto is,“It’s cheaper to deal than steal!” The front of the store is in…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)
The scene: Future Moose’s opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry.…
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It’s Here! The HRTN Poster is Here! OMG!!!
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris has called a meeting. DTZM: All right, settle down, everyone. Now, I’ve called you…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 55)
The scene: 150 million years ago. Early afternoon. Before lunch, but long enough after breakfast that you’re getting peckish. You’re thinking of those Diggler’s…