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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 54)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Cookiethulhu has just pulled the Man in Plaid #2 out of his mouth in front of…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 52)
A note to our loyal readers: Here at the busy offices of Hard Ride To Nowhere we’re sure to read each and every piece…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 51)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse. A meeting is in progress. In attendance are Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, Ballsofsteelandfury, WCS, Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 50)
The scene: Future Moose’s bedchamber. It’s still yuuuge. And Future Clone Debbie Harry is still pillow-fighting Future Clone Lynda Carter in a seemingly endless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 49)
The scene: Wally’s World of Waffles, where Future Clone Debbie Harry and PK are finishing off a 36-inch waffle. Granted, most of the ingestion…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 48)
The scene: Future Moose’s future palace bedchamber. It’s pretty opulent. And by “pretty opulent,” I mean it’s yuuuge. Like, seriously big. Think of the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 47)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, hours after the NFL Opening Day game. The DFOers are still partying hard, because football is back! And also…
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HRTN Opening Day Special
The scene: Out front of the DFO clubhouse. DFO prospect Cookiethulhu is busy sweeping up the street when Beerguyrob comes out of the clubhouse…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 46)
The scene: An empty road somewhere in the Midwest, where Future Moose recently ran someone over. That someone is now biting Moose on the…