Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread

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NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt strain the ability of Hawks management to offer him a new contract. current Jags linebacker Dan Skuta was arrested & charged with first-degree misdemeanour battery in Orlando. He was

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Shares His Secrets

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Old School Zero - October 22, 2015October 22, 2015

Greetings, dear Winstonians! I trust you are enjoying this season of football to its utmost--biting your nails at the close finishes, cursing the ineptitude of your teams' coaches, and reveling in the glory that comes from a decisive win! Your dear old Bud has been following the ins and outs

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston’s Special Injury Report

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Old School Zero - September 23, 2015September 22, 2015

Dateline: September 23rd, 2015 Greetings, loyal Winstonians! Long time readers know that for years, I've been telling my learned readership that Week 2 in the NFL is often a singular moment of specialized disaster, and this year was no exception! Up was down, wrong was right, and even the Raiders won

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give

Old School Zero - July 27, 2015

Dateline: July 27, 2015 Hello, loyal Winstonians! My drunken summer vacation dried up like a Palm Springs housewife recently, and, boy, did I have a time. After my vacation breakfast of four Ojai oranges and a pint glass of Mezcal, it was time to head home, which meant getting to the

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston has the SCOOP on Johnny Football’s Rehab Stay!!!!

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Old School Zero - June 2, 2015

Friends, loyal readers, and all of my ex-wives: Yes, I DO still exist, which should please two out of three of those categories. Reports of my demise and/or debilitation are greatly exaggerated; in fact, I've been hot on the trail of one of the biggest scoops this year! It's taken

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On The Saggy Balls Of #Deflategate

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Old School Zero - May 6, 2015

Dateline: May 6, 2015 Greetings and salutations, patient readers! I've enjoyed my time away from my trusty word processor on my forced vacation this past while. It's given me a new perspective on all the things that make my life and career special; namely, the absence of assaults on my persons

Local Beat Reporter Bud Wintson Interviews Philip Rivers

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Old School Zero - April 15, 2015

Dateline: April 14th, 2015 Hello, dear readers, and welcome to a special dispatch from the road. I'd normally be filling your eyes with typeset magnificence from my smoke filled den, but thanks to certain Acts of God (and, if I'm being honest, one certain man), I'm temporarily on the lam. It all

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On Female Refs in the NFL

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Old School Zero - April 3, 2015

Dateline: April 3, 2015 Right of the bat, my loyal readers, that date tells you a critical piece of information: this is no April Fool's day joke. No sir, good ol' Bud wouldn't do that to his discerning audience. The only April Fool's day joke I played this year involved a

Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Covers the Super Bowl

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Old School Zero - March 18, 2015

Dateline: March 18th, 2015 I apologize for the tardiness of my words, loyal readers of mine, as a conflagration of certain personal proclivities and the lack of available advertising revenue for your venerable local rag prevented me from my usual timely coverage of the Biggest Spectacle In Our Fair Favorite Footballin'