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Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style

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King Hippo - May 31, 2025May 30, 2025
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The sportsball desert of June/July beckons.  But first, we get one last event of consequence - a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG.  That's right - NOBODY from the Prem nor La Liga for a change.  Heck, PSG have NEVAR won this competition.  Inter have won it quite frequently, but

Lesser Playoffs and Other Footed Ball Matters

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King Hippo - May 10, 2025May 9, 2025
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Inter Milan get the banner pic, thanks to their Meastly performance at midweek.  No shame on Barca (except the club President's bitchy attitude afterwards), that was just as good as The Footy ever gets.  God, I hope they beat PSG.  Narrator - They would NOT beat PSG. As the stakes-less Prem schedule

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