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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 1, 2023June 1, 2023
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Good evening and Happy June. I'm writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our first date, and if I'm in the DFO clubhouse typing away instead of celebrating, something has gone horribly wrong. Speaking of things going horribly wrong, the reason

Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round AFL Recap” Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - May 25, 2023May 24, 2023
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Evening. Five posts in one month from this guy?  I guess you all can't get rid of me. This past weekend was the AFL's Sir Doug Nicholls Round, and while you may recognize that term from Balls's previous writeups, I thought maybe tonight I could do an homage to BeerGuyRob and

This Week In Violence! Presents Takanakuy

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The Maestro - February 26, 2016February 26, 2016
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Imagine spending your Christmas beating the shit out of your friends, family members and neighbours. Actually, wait. Some of you probably do that already. But imagine doing that and having one gigantic-ass party to go along with all the fisticuffs. That, folks, is the beauty of takanakuy. Takanakuy is an annual

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