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Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 17, 2025August 17, 2025
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DonT is off tonight. So if you're sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me as a sub for DonT as well. As has been noted occasionally around the clubhouse, I have been on the road a bit in 2025.  Ok, a

Snaxx Special Balls Episode – Viva Canadá

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 24, 2021May 23, 2021
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Today, we are back with another installment of Snaxx! This one, however, is a little bit different as your friendly neighborhood Balls is writing. Your regular Snaxx expert, Mr. Litre_cola, though, is very much involved. About a week ago, Mr. Litre notified me of the existence of a spicy tamarind-flavoured

Snaxx Episode 15 – Something a little different.

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litre_cola - May 5, 2021May 4, 2021
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Good morning. I hope you are all well and on your way to being double vaxxed.   This week I'm doing something a little different as life gets in the way blah blah blah. One evening I saw this item on twitter and that it was available in Canada so I immediately

Snaxx Episode 14- Viva España

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litre_cola - April 28, 2021April 28, 2021
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Good morning we are back with another installment of Snaxx! This one is 100% the Universal Yums Spain box as many of you are on the same delivery plan as I am. Going forward 1 post a month will be solely whatever we get in the mail. I love Spain, I have

Global Snaxx Episode 13

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litre_cola - April 21, 2021April 20, 2021
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We are back! Thanks to Internet Dad's work we are better than ever. I'm just back from the convention centRe where Tomiko was surprisingly gentle with the jab. Up here after much pressure they opened it up to folks 40+for the AZ. Let me tell you Gen X was ready to

Global Snaxx 12

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litre_cola - March 24, 2021March 23, 2021
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Good morning! We are back again with the twelfth edition of Global Snaxx. As most have now received their Universal Yums Germany Snack box, I will attempt to review some of those next week. If it seems that in this series that I eat a lot of Filipino snacks it is true but

Global Snaxx Episode 11 or Episidio Once. SecsiMexi Part Dos.

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litre_cola - March 17, 2021March 17, 2021
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Good day to you! This is the part dos to the Snaxx that our own Balls sent to me. This is probably due to the fact that he knew that I would get addicted to SecsiMexi futbol! I'm fully addicted to the Mexican brand of futbol as it's completely unpredictable and

Global Snaxx – 10th Edition

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litre_cola - March 10, 2021March 10, 2021
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Hello out there! Thank you all for reading and now participating. This is the tenth installment and I had no idea it would go this far. I surmise that the pandemic helped, except for getting the goods, it has been a bit more dicey as my provincial government has opened

Global Snaxx 9 – now with Kommentist participation!

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litre_cola - March 3, 2021March 3, 2021
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Let's spin the globe again! If you are looking for past episodes check the sidebar!   Korea Takoyaki Ball Snack (translation on back)   Hooo boy, here we go again. I love octopus in most of it's forms, in Greece I lived off the stuff like pizza  in Italy. I have had Takoyaki a few times

Global Snaxx 8

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litre_cola - February 24, 2021February 23, 2021
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Howdy! It's that time again! Since quite a few of you have enrolled in Snack Boxes I will endevoUr to include more from what I get going forward. Ig you want to send me what you thought of certain ones please do, I will include them going forward. Writing these makes me

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