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Beerguyrob - February 11, 2019February 11, 2019
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NFL News: Mike Florio is already sounding the death knell for the AAF. Likely because he's a dick. He claims it needs stars to survive, because low attendance in some markets means that the league needs to make exceptions in order to put butts in seats. The rumours are that

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Beerguyrob - July 12, 2018July 12, 2018
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NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will mail him his gold jacket after the ceremony - presumably so he can't wear it to his own ceremony at UT-Chattanooga. "The focus," Hall of Fame

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Beerguyrob - March 29, 2017March 29, 2017
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NFL News: Consider it bullshit until you hear actual numbers and/or draft picks mentioned, but someone is spreading rumours that the Seahawks are listening to offers for Richard Sherman. which is ridiculous, because their GM is too busy working on improving the O- & D-lines. Sean Payton denies the Saints have offered

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