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Beerguyrob - April 3, 2019April 3, 2019
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NFL News: Mike McCarthy has OPINIONS about how the Packers treated him, and went deep with ESPN. Here are my pull quotes:   He "did not see it coming" after the Arizona loss, or did he hear any of the boo-birds that preceded the game. "It's clear to me now that

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Beerguyrob - October 10, 2017October 10, 2017
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NFL News: On-field issues Adrian Peterson - now a Cardinal The Saints received an undisclosed (late-round) pick in exchange. CJ2K is now out, released by the Cards after the Peterson trade was finalized. Steve Smith thinks Mike Glennon was set up to fail, based on last night's play-calling in the

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