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Beerguyrob - June 17, 2021June 17, 2021
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NFL Notes: This is sad - Vince Wilfork's son has been arrested for stealing & selling his father's Super Bowl rings, plus other football jewelry. The charge is theft of property over $300,000. Wilfork's two Super Bowl rings and two AFC championship rings he won with the Patriots, along

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Beerguyrob - October 1, 2019October 1, 2019
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NFL Nuggets: Bears linebacker Roquan Smith has got an apparent case of the Everson Griffen's and is out indefinitely. He was taken off the roster 20 minutes before kickoff last Sunday, and is not expected to travel with the Bears to London to play against the Raiders. Smith's absence might

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