Your “Jesus, People” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • This is sad – Vince Wilfork’s son has been arrested for stealing & selling his father’s Super Bowl rings, plus other football jewelry.
    • The charge is theft of property over $300,000.
      • Wilfork’s two Super Bowl rings and two AFC championship rings he won with the Patriots, along with a college championship ring from his career at Miami, were among the stolen jewelry.
    • Wilfork discovered they were missing from his Texas home in May 2020 but didn’t report them as stolen because he thought they might have been in storage at his Florida home.
      • He found out what happened when a Patriots fan contacted him because he bought them off the son for $62,000.
      • Most of it has been recovered, and is sitting safely in storage down at the police station.
  • Let’s look at some second-tier QB news:
    • Matt Nagy has stated his QB order is Dalton, Fields, then Foles.
      • Foles only moves up to #1 if Dalton gets hurt in the preseason.
        • So get ready to hear complaints about a $4 million clipboard in Chicago.
      • “There will be a process and a plan,” Nagy said. “We will stick to that.”
    • Dwayne Haskins is getting a shot to become the #3 in Pittsburgh.
      • Both Big Ben & Mason Rudolph signed new one-year deals, so the competition is to remove the sideline hat from Joshua Dobbs.
      • Mike Tomlin hopes that by improving the man, he can improve the player.
        • I’ve been more concerned about Dwayne the person,” Tomlin said. “I just want to get to know the young man and help him grow in that way.”
  • Meanwhile, in first-tier QB news,

Finally, here’s a good one – the Bears might leave downtown for a suburb a minimum 30 miles away from their current home that’s offering them cheap land.

For context, the empty gray area in the middle is O’Hare.
  • Apparently, Arlington Heights is about to have 326 acres available where a new stadium could be built.
    • The land is currently occupied by the Arlington Park race track, which is owned by Churchill Downs Inc. (yes, the Derby people), but that property is up for sale.
      • The expectation is that the new buyer is going to tear it down and re-develop the site.
        • Although there are two bids that want to keep it a racetrack.
  • The Bears still have 13 years left on their lease, but that would simply allow them to play out the string while their new home gets built.

Also, there’s apparent infighting among the Halas clan, which might result in the forced sale of the team.

  • Virginia McCaskey’s will apparently splits her shares among four generations of family.
    • The younger generation don’t see the appeal of being part-owners of a sports franchise & just want their money.
  • The leading candidate to purchase if they do become available? Apparently the new leader of the Heaven’s Gate, Jeff Bezos.

     

Things look bleak for continued links to the Bears’ Halas history. If only there were a hero to save them…


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Tampa Bay at NY Islanders – 8:00pm | USA / CBC / Sportsnet
      • Game 3 – series tied 1-1
  • NBA:
    • Brooklyn at Milwaukee – 8:30pm | TNT / TSN3
      • Game 6 – Nets up 3-2
  • WNBA:
    • Dream vs. Mystics – 7:00pm | TSN2
  •  MLB:
    • Yankees at Blue Jays – 7:00pm | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
    • Tigers at Angels – 9:30pm | YouTube
  • Futbol:
    • Copa America:
      • Brazil vs. Peru – 8:00pm | FS1 / TSN
  • Golf:
    • US Open – first round – 7:00pm | NBC / TSN5
      • So you know what NBC thinks draws more viewers.
  • Wrestling for Jake:
    • Impact – 7:00pm | AXS / Fite Network Canada

Tomorrow morning is England vs Scotland, so break out the Auchentoshan early, my comrades in kilts. WE RIOT AT NIGHTFALL! SIOS LE SASAINN!!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Gumbygirl

What a day, huh? Juneteenth is a holiday AND Led Zeppelin has an Ecuadorian frog named for them. I’m exhausted from all the hoopla!

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Mr. Ayo

I’ve held out hope my modeling photos would never arrive on the web. And certainly not here. Alas.

Horatio Cornblower

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Mr. Ayo

Ha! I’ve been following and was about to share as well.

Mr. Ayo

Holy shit, 9 waffles in one day. Dude is going to have a bad weekend.

https://twitter.com/LeeOSanderlin/status/1405852124798410752

Gumbygirl

Oh, poor guy. I’ve been to Brandon. It is the white trashiest area of Jackson. And Jackson is a shithole, so that’s saying something.

BC Dick

With an hour off per waffle that could be an enjoyable 4 hours

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Exactly what I was thinking

Dunstan

Oh, I finally cracked open those ancient bottles from Unibroue tonight with a friend.

The Grand Reserve 17 (dark ale) had gone flat. Not bad flavor, but not something either of us wanted to drink. I saved the rest of the bottle and might try making a sauce out of it.

The Ephemere (white ale with apple and coriander) was quite nice. Sort of like a good dry cider, though still recognizably a beer. I don’t know if the age of the bottle made a difference — it’s been a long time since I had one of these, and I don’t think they make it any more.

BeefReeferLives

Sorry to hear that the GR went flat. The cork probably leaked. Would probably make some good Flemish carbonade though (although that is really more of a fall/winter dish)
Glad the Ephemere came though OK. I imagine it was nicely attenuated.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anyone on the west side want a shitty coffee table and a shitty entertainment center?

herodotus450

Ehhh, the North West side or the South West side?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have a LOT of work to do tonight.

So yes, I am making Remember the Maines

Sharkbait

Good call

Brick Meathook

American Legion Post #43
Hollywood, CA

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Brick Meathook

Jameson Black Barrel
$3.00

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Dunstan

I would not have thought the $3 whiskey still existed in Hollywood.

Years ago, the closest thing my neighborhood had to a dive bar closed down, was replaced by some trendy joint I’ve never been in.

I don’t mind upscale places with good bartenders making quality cocktails, but there’s something nice about a good old drinking hole.

Sharkbait

That looks like a cozy bar

BeefReeferLives

Indeed. Looks like a clean, well-lighted place.

Mr. Ayo

I’d fall off a chair in there.

Brick Meathook

Hollywood First National Building. I once worked here back when Hollywood was a shit hole.

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Redshirt

Oh, yeah. That’s right. Matt Lienart was a thing.

scotchnaut

I recently did a deep dive into the phenomenon of football owners transplanting teams into other locations post-1974 and discovered there was one over-riding influence. His name? That’s right-Gino Vannelli!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4W0kYD74c&ab_channel=RobertLove

Gumbygirl

Gino is such a Seventies Man! Tight pants, open too far shirt, gold chains, big hair. This is not a look that should ever come back.

Dunstan

I saw Gino live in concert two years ago, second row.

It was awesome.

Gumbygirl

I’m glad you enjoyed it! I fell down a rabbithole looking at old Gino pics, he was a hottie.

Gumbygirl

But, seventies fashion was not good.on anyone!

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Dunstan

Herb Tarlek (may he rest in peace) begs to differ.

Gumbygirl

Bless his heart. Bless YOUR heart. In the Southern way!

Dunstan

He’s got a pretty decent catalog of songs. I first knew him from his 80s hit (in Canada), Black Cars. But People Gotta Move is good, lots of other good ones.

Gumbygirl

I had no idea he was of the Northern persuasion. You learn something new every damn day!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Once this futbol fixture is done, going to watch the final episode of the Clarkson’s Farm show this evening. I have really liked it, some funny shit going on. Will probably re-watch the series again sooner rather than later.
None of these South American players look like the folks that pick my coffee beans and coca leaves.

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Dunstan

Is the theme song set to Stacy’s Mom?

“Clarkson’s Farm has got it going on….”

litre_cola

Beauty Neymar-gol.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck the McCaskey family, fuck that dog track, fuck Matt Nagy, fuck Ryan Pace, and fuck Roger Goodell

litre_cola

Havin a good day BFC?

Brick Meathook

Come to Hollywood with me BFC

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If it were 5 miles further west, i would

Redshirt

Boy if this is a fan’s reaction to his team moving 35 miles to the suburbs, my reaction to the Bengals moving to San Diego in 5 years is going to be glorious!

But serious, I agree. Its not as good as Wrigley Field but its Soldier Field for crying out loud! If you want to upgrade it, do what the New York Yankees did with Yankee Stadium and tear it down and rebuild it. (That’s the first positive thing I’ve said about the Yankees in my life.)

Brick Meathook

Riding the Metro Green line down the 105 freeway.

This is the Collateral train.

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Brick Meathook

Silver Line bus up the 110:

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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scotchnaut

Debating whether or not to invite my ‘off the boat’ Scottish BIL over to watch the tilt tomorrow. The last time we got drunk together he showed me how to fall out of a stadium seat, a bar chair, a restaurant chair, a lounge chair and the hotel bed. (3 times)

/after he fell out of the lounge chair in the lobby of the hotel we were at, a security guard asked (I was paying the bar bill and just coming on to the scene) “Does he belong to you? Otherwise, we’re gonna have to call the cops”.

litre_cola

I like him already.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, if it’s at your house, there’s already at least three less targets of opportunity for him (first three you mentioned),

Sharkbait

Is he our new mascot?

Redshirt

The 2021 Pulitzer Prize for Editorial Cartooning, I call it Cincinnati sports teams, while there are plenty of finalists, there are no winners in sight.

https://www.editorialcartoonists.com/a-statement-from-the-aaec-on-the-2021-pulitzer-prizes/

litre_cola

Mrs Cola said there is a petition to not let Jeff Bezos back in to earth.

Sharkbait

Wasn’t this scenario the exact plot of Moonraker?

Gumbygirl

Needs more Jaws.

BeefReeferLives

Shame about Vince’s son… He was the only Patriot from that era that I really respected.
When he pulled that woman out of the car wreck…. Damn, that was cool.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Tomorrow morning is England vs Scotland.
ESPN says 2PM CDT. Did they move it?
At least Biden gave me the day off.

scotchnaut

Yeah, looks like the late game to me.

scotchnaut

Hey, if you’re gonna wake up at the crack of noon to watch a game, things are probably going okay in your world.

litre_cola

I made reservations at the pub 2 weeks out at 12:01 like concerts back in the day. I will be in blue in a sea of white and red. I hope Scotland doesn’t get hided 5-nil.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I thought Canada maybe used different time zones than down here.

scotchnaut

I live in Beaver Tail Central. Which zone are you in?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Down in Texas, we’re in Build Wall/Permitless Carry Central.

Viva La Tabula Raza

The shop that is getting my Impala up and running is at Canyon Lake. So is the guy that restored my Corvette.

Gumbygirl

Did Maga man show up with the cashier’s check for the Vette?

Redshirt

For some reason, when that popped up in the New Message video, I read that was “Mega Man”.

Gumbygirl

I’m sure he thinks he is mega. I’m equally sure he is not!

Redshirt

He’s no Mega. He’s not even Mighty No. 9!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yep. The only thing in my garage now is my Lexus (two years in the driveway!). Heading over in the morning to have a look at the progress on the Impala and plotting the next phase of work (engine this time).