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2017 Cincinnati Bengals Preview – Fool’s Golden Anniversary Edition

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Redshirt - August 14, 2017August 14, 2017
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That’s right!  This is the 50th year of the Cincinnati Bengals and Mike Brown is putting off all the stops by putting an ugly patch on the jerseys.  And that’s pretty much it.  A patch on their current uniforms.  They can’t go throwback due to NFL rules about changing helmets

CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 26, 2017January 26, 2017
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[Note From The "Author": pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the fuck down. I trust that you are all (mostly) intelligent adults who understand the responsibility to keep yourselves informed and participate in the political process. I

CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 10, 2017January 10, 2017
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Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished until we passed through the birth  canal  of the regular season and emerged, cold and slimy, into the pitiless bright light of the playoffs. And like

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