Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kaikoura Lights

The Maestro - April 26, 2018April 25, 2018

I've got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I'm always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the draft, but I'm certain that the league's conspiring against me. The coffee always tastes weird. The bedsheets in the hotel always have a corner flipped up.

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Flannan Isles Lighthouse

The Maestro - April 12, 2018April 11, 2018

I don't know, men. I just don't know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You get so perplexed. You think there's something more... and you're so close to figuring it out... and yet it still... doesn't... work... anyways, enough about the

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kentucky Meat Shower

The Maestro - March 15, 2018March 14, 2018

With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners - I've sent my staff criss-crossing the country to do some scouting research as we sort out our roster for the coming year, which is great because it frees up my time to

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mary Celeste

The Maestro - March 1, 2018March 1, 2018

I need to start looking for new team-building activities this off-season; as coach of the Seahawks, we've done a lot of paintball, capture the flag, man-tracking, and other survival games in recent years, but I'm thinking I need to up the difficulty level... we need to take to the open

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Reincarnation of Omm Sety

The Maestro - February 22, 2018February 19, 2018

Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot without having to worry about stepping on anything, so we ended up in Egypt. And hot DAMN, did I ever find a strange one this past

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man

The Maestro - February 15, 2018February 15, 2018

Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it's cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific Northwest, I'm not about to go gallivanting over to Asia right now to ask the Chinese what they know about 9/11. I need to warm up

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Stone Balls of Costa Rica

The Maestro - February 8, 2018February 15, 2018

Hi folks - I know a lot of you plan on watching the Super Bowl this weekend (well, perhaps maybe not a number of the denizens of this website) - I know it may sound sacrilegious to say this, especially as a highly regarded NFL coach, but instead of crunching

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Chinese Village of Dwarfs

The Maestro - February 1, 2018February 15, 2018

This is Coach Carroll, checking in. Oh man, have I got a weird one for you this week. So, to give this some context - the Seahawks, being a team from the Pacific Northwest, have a large number of fans who are of the Asian persuasion... so the team figured

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hessdalen Lights

The Maestro - January 25, 2018February 15, 2018

Hi all - Coach Carroll, reporting in. Gotta say, I was pretty cheesed, just like many of you were, about the President's comments on immigration the other week. Pretty awful stuff to say, you know. And why Norway? Why there, of all places? It's a pretty cool spot, from what

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Big Grey Man of Ben MacDhui

The Maestro - January 18, 2018February 15, 2018

Hello all - Coach Carroll here once again, reporting in with my weekly log. I was extremely excited to hear that the league listened to my request to have the Seahawks play in London this upcoming season; while the game against the Raiders is a great challenge for our team,