An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!

King Hippo - July 4, 2020July 3, 2020

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Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now! First, a tribute. Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23. He's 6'4" and Black Like Me

27 June Lesser Madness Thread

King Hippo - June 27, 2020June 26, 2020

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Tis a strange schedule. You get one Premiership fixture each day, at bizarre times. Saturday has ONLY the early bird special, which features Euro-curious Wolves away to "just happy to be here" Villa (7:30, NBCSN). I feel like a lunatic setting me alarms for this. But I will. Saints at

Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre

King Hippo - June 6, 2020June 5, 2020

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Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yGH7iE1Yvc Perhaps the most important takeaway...LISTEN. Just fucking listen to other humans when they are expressing real needs and concerns. Also, my esteem for badass Donks safety Justin Simmons somehow went even higher. Kraut and Imaginary Footy