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Better Know a WWC Participant – Argentina!
It takes some digging to come up with some real insight on second-tier women’s national futbol sides. But alas, we only conscripted 2pack for…
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The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread
No doubt you remember the original. #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile. A few Hollywood…
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Tales From Pretend 2110-11
I meant to draft a full DONKS WOO!!! (Now With Teddy Ballgame) preview. But I had a 48-hour migraine from hayell, and I can…
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The Greatest of Pretend HonoUrs – Lesser Sabado Open Thread
In the Pretend Year of Our LAWD 2081, I achieved the crowning achievement of my life (Pretend or otherwise). Ground is breaking on 140,000 seat…
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Back To 24/7 Footy Manager – Teh New Normal?? Open Thread
Despite continued outbreaks, postponements, and cancellations (both Everton and my Shitty Wolves will be unexpectedly off this weekend) – the Premiership marches on. Sort…
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Edging Closer to MOAR Lesser – Open Thread
Yes, by God and Sonny Jeebus, this time next week we get the Premiership back, and perhaps enough decent-ish JV NFL to whet our…
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Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread
Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box’s espanol channels? Boy howdy, has…
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Shempions League Takes Charge
And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain – there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain…
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Looking at the Table – Sabado Lesser Thread
There’s really fuckall to do until Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals start around 2p (banner pic in honoUr, also since it pisses so many…
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MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity
And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk’s Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes…