Tag: Request Line

DFO Radio: Top of the Class

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Last week, Request Line was ably administered by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers with an assist from Dan Snyder, with the topic being "all things stupid" (aah, it burns!).  I think we can retroactively dedicate this one to the idiot groundskeepers of Tom Benson Stadium at the Hall of Fame in

Request Line: Top of the Class

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio station employees stand in the production booth, obviously upset and arguing over something. STATION MANAGER: You said you wanted a businessman! That's what we've got! PRODUCER: I said a smart businessman! I'm amazed this guy can even tie his own shoes! DAN SNYDER: [In the

DFO Radio: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)

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Greetings and welcome to another edition of DFO Radio!  Don T provided us with this week's fantastic topic, "Damaged Goods" and it turned into one of our biggest (and best, in my opinion) playlists ever.  I'm headed off to jury duty today, so I'll be watching lots of potential jurors

Request Line: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)

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Mike Tyson is inside a radio studio, alone. His producer is behind the glass. MIKE TYSON: *looking at the glass* Turn that thermostat up. Damn! PRODUCER: *mouthing words, gesticulating to his head* MIKE TYSON: Speak up! What? *grunts, puts earphones on* PRODUCER: ...to 78, Champ. Oh, he’s here. JJ Watt walks slowly towards the producer,

Request Line: He Was Who We Thought He Was

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Denny Green died this morning due to cardiac arrest.  While most folks remember him for his spectacular tirade after his Cardinals blew a 20 point lead against the Bears in 2006, he should be better remembered for his tenure as coach of the Minnesota Vikings from 1992 to 2001.  In

Request Line: The Cheatin’ Side of Town

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Hello. I'm Tom Brady. You might have recently read the news that my petition was denied by the U.S. Second Court of Appeals, and that I'll be forced to serve a four game suspension for allegedly tampering with footballs. That's fine. I'll accept my punishment. While Jimmy Garoppolo takes my place on

Request Line: Electricity

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY Open on an empty studio.  Two distinct spots in the air begin to shimmer, and a pair of figures begin to materialize.  The first takes the shape of a cyborg, and the second forms a wedge-shaped, six-wheeled rover.  The two robotic creatures begin looking around in utter

DFO Radio: Armageddon

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Greetings!  I'll be keeping this incredibly short cause I've got a full morning.  Between Cleveland breaking its championship drought and the Brexit, I thought "Armageddon" would be a fitting theme and it turned out to be an absolute blast.  Here's a youtube playlist as always, and you can also give

Request Line: I Shot the Deejay

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY PRODUCER: ...and so you'll hear me through the earpiece, but of course the audience can't hear any of it... AQIB TALIB: [sipping from a cup of coffee] And then I just hit the "talkback" button if I need to speak to you guys and what I say

Request Line: Shock The Monkey

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INT. RADIO BOOTH - DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it's me, Beansie!  I'm back from my vacation in Jamaica.  Right in time for another holiday weekend! BEANSIE: EEEK EEEK. DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Oh man, you wouldn't believe some of the shit I saw.  Of course, I was so blazed the whole time

Request Line: I’m Gonna Crawl

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Wow.  Man. Oh, my head.  It feels...not good. Like many of you, I'm suffering from the effects of the overindulgence that results when two of the biggest drinking days of the year converge.  And what better way to reflect upon that than by announcing ANOTHER day of drinking!  That's right, on Saturday

DFO Radio: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!

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I decided that in lieu of coming up with any original content for this post (I'm planning to blow my wad on this week's installment of the Usual Suspensions) I would repost Entropy's story of his adventure at the Coors Convention.  Enjoy.  Playlist of last week's Request Line is at