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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

PRODUCER: …and so you’ll hear me through the earpiece, but of course the audience can’t hear any of it…

AQIB TALIB: [sipping from a cup of coffee] And then I just hit the “talkback” button if I need to speak to you guys and what I say won’t go out over the air?

PRODUCER: [delighted] That’s right!

TALIB: Don’t act so surprised, it was all right here in the packet you guys sent over to my agent [holds up a sheaf of papers].

PRODUCER: [smiles] You’ll have to accept my apology. I’m just not used to our guests from the NFL being so…well prepared. It’s really a pleasant surprise.

TALIB: Well, thanks. I’m honored that you guys extended the invitation.

PRODUCER: [flattered, beaming] It’s about time to start. You ready?

TALIB heads into the booth. He sets his coffee down – too close to the edge of the desk – and it tips over and spills onto the chair.

TALIB: Oh, bother!

PRODUCER: Don’t worry about it. Connor, would you go fetch him a clean chair?

The intern CONNOR wheels the original chair out of the office, then disappears down the hall in search of a new one.

TALIB: [standing behind the desk, hits the talkback button] Hey, is it okay if I use some of these “sound effect” buttons?

PRODUCER: Of course! Have fun! We’re live in three…two…one…

TALIB: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Request Line! We’ll be serving up you-call-it specials all night long, just give us a ring and let us know what you’d like to hear. Before we get started with the music, I want to tell you folks, I paid a visit to V Live last night – that’s a nightclub in Dallas – and you would not believe the ladies that were in attendance…[presses sound effects button]


TALIB: The champagne was flowin’…

TALIB: My buddy D-Train was getting a little bit too frisky, so the bouncers had a word with him.

TALIB: And then…

Connor returns with a new chair, wheels it in and AQIB TALIB sits down.

AQIB TALIB slumps back in his chair and his eyes flutter closed.

PRODUCER: Aqib? Aqib? [assumes he has fallen asleep] Ah goddamnit.  Better go get him some more coffee, Connor.  [sighs] And I thought we finally had a true professional on our hands.

All right, folks, it’s high noon, and in honor of AQIB TALIB finally giving us some juicy NFL news to keep us amused until training camp starts, today’s theme is GUNS! I’ll get us started with one of the classics.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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Spanky Datass
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Little Big Town : Faster Gun

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R.I.P. Guy Clark, one of the finest songwriters to ever draw a breath. This is a live version of The Last Gunfighter Ballad

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JerBear50

Ray Charles and Willie Nelson- Seven Spanish Angels

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JerBear50

Neil Young- Powderfinger (live version)

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JerBear50

This is about a gun only if you’re a psycho fundamentalist who thinks there are subliminal messages in Ozzy’s music.

yeah right
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Home from work and now I can get my focus on.

Batmobile. Shoot Shoot.

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

Radiohead – Bulletproof… I wish I was

https://youtu.be/F7Qjz1npjOo

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

The Breeders – Cannonball

https://youtu.be/fxvkI9MTQw4

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

Megadeth – Sweating Bullets

https://youtu.be/aOnKCcjP8Qs

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

Gene Pitney – The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

https://youtu.be/C-sjvz6YKnQ

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

SHOTS SHOTS!!

Notorious B.I.G – Who shot Ya?

https://youtu.be/Y7yQwQtSN7M

2Pac – Hit ‘Em Up

https://youtu.be/oOwnzQXP9J8

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

Nine Inch Nails – Big Man With A Big Gun

https://youtu.be/NSwKpbGZe5Y

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

Portishead – Machine Gun

https://youtu.be/00PdHIPjaWQ

Don T
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Soda Stereo – Ella usó mi cabeza como un revólver (She Used My Head Like, you know)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uAu84qbPjJY

“I was as docile as a glove and as sincere as a boomerang”. We’ve all been there, Gustavo. Sorry dude.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Sill Bimmons

And now I find out that Gordie Howe died.

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Fuck this day.

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Sill Bimmons
theeWeeBabySeamus
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Bon Jovi – Shot Through the Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHB4a6QdVU

/locks self in bathroom to avoid the beatings

monty this seems strange to me
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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Mutemath – Bulletproof

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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The Nightwatchman (Tom Morello) – Stray Bullets

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

Chris Cornell : Cleaning My Gun

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I don’t like most of his solo stuff, but that one is pretty damn good.

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I’m feel the same about his solo work but when I found this one I thought a live only performance would be a nice DEEP CUT! addition to the DFO Request Line.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jimi Hendrix Experience – Hey Joe Live

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From the album:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shitty sound on the first one on the higher frequencies.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Neil Young – Down By The River [Remastered]

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus
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Saw some of the other ac/dc firearms favs below, but didn’t see this one. Apologies if I missed it.
AC/DC – Guns For Hire

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King Hippo
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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It works….at least tangentially.
AC/DC – Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

yeah right
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Not my favorite band but it’s a catchy tune and definitely fits the theme.

King Hippo
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It reminds me how someone really needs to do a catchy tune about the Beltway sniper, ya know??

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Rise Against – Chamber the Cartridge

That’s all the obvious ones I’ve got. I’ll dig further after lunch. This is a deep one for my musical tastes…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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Didn’t see this one on page 1, but apologizes if it’s already been posted

Gorillaz – Kids With Guns

Spanky Datass
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Marty Robbins : Big Iron

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Deep Purple – Under the Gun

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Rancid – Gunshot

SonOfSpam
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Genesis – Just A Job To Do

Spanky Datass
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BANG! BANG! BANG!
Good one.

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Audioslave: Sound Of A Gun

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Manmade God – Million Dollar Gun

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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Definitely my favorite Seether song.

Seether – Six Gun Quota

Spanky Datass
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Welp, I’ve listened to this one like four times today. GOOD HUSTLE!

SonOfSpam
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The Cure – Killing an Arab

Senor Weaselo
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Hamilton-Ten Duel Commandments

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Lions – Guns

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Given the title of this thread, I am ashamed that it took this long for this one to pop into my so-called brain…
Green Day – Kill the DJ

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I just got here, but I was gonna say something eventually…

monty this seems strange to me
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Id liek to post moar but Obummer took alll my gun songs smgdh

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Incubus : Pistola (Live)

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One of my favorite Soundgarden songs, and one of the few songs in general (that I know of) which progressively speeds up the time as the song goes along.

Soundgarden – Gun

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

De La Soul : Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa

Cuntler
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On the phone, but here are a few without links:
Grateful Dead – I’ve Been All Around this World
One More Cup of Coffee – Bob Dylan
Straight Outta Compton – NWA
Grateful Dead – Me and My Uncle
Beastie Boys – Looking Down the Barrell of A Gun
Tommy Gun – The Clash
Shoot to Thrill – ACDC

JerBear50
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JerBear50

You can throw Mexicali Blues in there too.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Bon Jovi – Blaze of Glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZbN_b6P8Ks

/shows self out

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