Request Line: I Shot the Deejay

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

PRODUCER: …and so you’ll hear me through the earpiece, but of course the audience can’t hear any of it…

AQIB TALIB: [sipping from a cup of coffee] And then I just hit the “talkback” button if I need to speak to you guys and what I say won’t go out over the air?

PRODUCER: [delighted] That’s right!

TALIB: Don’t act so surprised, it was all right here in the packet you guys sent over to my agent [holds up a sheaf of papers].

PRODUCER: [smiles] You’ll have to accept my apology. I’m just not used to our guests from the NFL being so…well prepared. It’s really a pleasant surprise.

TALIB: Well, thanks. I’m honored that you guys extended the invitation.

PRODUCER: [flattered, beaming] It’s about time to start. You ready?

TALIB heads into the booth. He sets his coffee down – too close to the edge of the desk – and it tips over and spills onto the chair.

TALIB: Oh, bother!

PRODUCER: Don’t worry about it. Connor, would you go fetch him a clean chair?

The intern CONNOR wheels the original chair out of the office, then disappears down the hall in search of a new one.

TALIB: [standing behind the desk, hits the talkback button] Hey, is it okay if I use some of these “sound effect” buttons?

PRODUCER: Of course! Have fun! We’re live in three…two…one…

TALIB: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Request Line! We’ll be serving up you-call-it specials all night long, just give us a ring and let us know what you’d like to hear. Before we get started with the music, I want to tell you folks, I paid a visit to V Live last night – that’s a nightclub in Dallas – and you would not believe the ladies that were in attendance…[presses sound effects button]


TALIB: The champagne was flowin’…

TALIB: My buddy D-Train was getting a little bit too frisky, so the bouncers had a word with him.

TALIB: And then…

Connor returns with a new chair, wheels it in and AQIB TALIB sits down.

AQIB TALIB slumps back in his chair and his eyes flutter closed.

PRODUCER: Aqib? Aqib? [assumes he has fallen asleep] Ah goddamnit.  Better go get him some more coffee, Connor.  [sighs] And I thought we finally had a true professional on our hands.

All right, folks, it’s high noon, and in honor of AQIB TALIB finally giving us some juicy NFL news to keep us amused until training camp starts, today’s theme is GUNS! I’ll get us started with one of the classics.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Motörhead – Shoot You In The Back Live

https://youtu.be/FtHa6pE6mVg

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

Alice In Chains: Rooster

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

The Smashing Pumpkins – Bullet with Butterfly Wings

https://youtu.be/8-r-V0uK4u0

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Got to stop mulit-tasking, as Herr Doktor got there before me.

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

U2 : Bullet the Blue Sky

Doktor Zymm
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This is always my first choice karaoke song!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Aaron Lewis – Granddaddy’s Gun
(yes, THAT Aaron Lewis, doing his country thing)
((don’t worry, not gonna load this list up with shitty country…but I could, oh I could))

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

I’m game.
Willie Nelson: Shotgun Willie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-7k8MHvnE
Although this one isn’t ‘shitty country’. imho.

Wakezilla
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Don’t worry, I could do the same with Rap.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Inorite? I just seems unfair, LOL.

Doktor Zymm
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Doktor Zymm
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Wakezilla
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Anthrax– Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Supreme Beings of Leisure: Under the Gun

https://youtu.be/nFEpMoZr1_Q

Doktor Zymm
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Nice.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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/shows self out

blaxabbath
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ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Wall Of Voodoo “Shouldn’t Have Given Him a Gun For Christmas”

https://youtu.be/rf3_rg-VYvQ

Reminds me of when my father gave my nephew (10 years old) a 30 06 during a crowded present exchange at home and didn’t clear it first. Nice hole in the newly installed wood floor. My dad still laughs about it and thinks it’s a funny story. Gotta love that mountain upbringing.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Hole in floor > Hole in Grandma’s thoracic cavity

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Obligatory:

blaxabbath
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Def Leppard – Billy’s Got a Gun

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Green Day – 21 Guns

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

Lynyrd Skynyrd : Saturday Night Special

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

DOUBLE SHOT!
Gimme Back My Bullets

theeWeeBabySeamus
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STOP THAT!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Damn you. I was LITERALLY just posting this.
Doh!!!!

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

I’m surprised you didn’t beat me to it ’cause my computer is acting wonky as hell. I think I might shoot it! That’ll learn this infernal machine!

Wakezilla
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OK, Last one as I have to do work. . .

Nancy Sinatra– Bang Bang

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Southern Culture On The Skids- Shotgun

https://youtu.be/nQ8sO3L_qPE

Wakezilla
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Gun Love by Prodigy

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Green Day – Peacemaker

theeWeeBabySeamus
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The sound on the above clip is shitty.
Listen to this one instead….

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Had both in my collection – same song two very different versions

Guns Of Brixton

Jimmy Cliff – https://youtu.be/rt10xjeIKlY

The Clash – https://youtu.be/hiQoq-wqZxg

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Goddamit, I see Don T already has it covered. Looks for reading glasses….

Wakezilla
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Don’t worry, our posts are coming fast and furious as there are so many good songs with a gun theme.

Wakezilla
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Bob Marley– I shot the Sherrif

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Stone Temple Pilots – Silver Gun Superman

https://youtu.be/bmVZDopspPU

yeah right
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This one is especially for Aqib Talib:

ArmedandHammered
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ArmedandHammered

Parliament – Bop Gun

https://youtu.be/SkBHwY5xVCc

Wakezilla
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F*ck Tha Police by NWA

https://youtu.be/9jOqOlETcRU

yeah right
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Got myself all worked up now.

This one’s about killing Bin Laden.

Don T
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Rage ATM – Bullet in the Head
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v5NeyI4-fdI

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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DOUBLE SHOT’D

monty this seems strange to me
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Love this song, and one of my favorite song titles:

Dandy Warhols – The Legend of the Last of the Outlaw Truckers AKA The Ballad of Sheriff Shorty

yeah right
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Ferocious song.

The samples are from the movie “Falling Down” obviously.

The final 2 lines:
“This has no solution.”
“This has no conclusion.”

Turn this shit up REAL loud.

SonOfSpam
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KISS – Love Gun (may be about a penis)

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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monty this seems strange to me
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Beatles – Happiness Is A Warm Gun

Wakezilla
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Janie’s Got a Gun by Aerosmith

https://youtu.be/RqQn2ADZE1A

Don T
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yeah right
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Outstanding work, Stagger Lee!

yeah right
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This one’s for you, Rikki!

yeah right
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Goddamn, I love this song.

Sing it Junior!

SonOfSpam
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Was just about to post this…but isn’t this Steve Winwood?

yeah right
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’tis

Wakezilla
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Hendrix- Machine Gun

https://youtu.be/slcUOvvDG8o

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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This is my fave Hendrix song. Embedding the longer version for you:

SonOfSpam
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DOUBLE SHOT pew pew

Hendrix – Hey Joe

Wakezilla
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Dat guitar playing

Kungjitsu
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Kungjitsu

Jimi sitting on that note at the beginning of the solo is the greatest moment in rock ‘n roll history.

monty this seems strange to me
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Pearl Jam – Glorified G

Wakezilla
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ACDC Big Gun

yeah right
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Triple shot!!!

yeah right
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Seems like an obvious choice:

yeah right
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yeah right
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Double shot!
See what I did there?

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