• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 1, 2022March 31, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current efforts to install malware among the invading Russian army's anti-aircraft systems.  The PRODUCER is seated

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 11, 2022March 11, 2022

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current service with the Ukraine Air Force piloting a Turkish Bayraktar drone.  The PRODUCER is seated

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 4, 2022March 4, 2022

164

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current project of putting together a deepfake video of Vladimir Putin getting violently raped in a

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 25, 2022February 25, 2022

79

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we'd remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER's long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000's current efforts to aid the hacker underground in Ukraine in their efforts to fend off Russian

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 18, 2022February 18, 2022

69

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we'd remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER's long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000's ultimately aborted attempt to create his own cryptocurrency farm.  The PRODUCER sits behind the mixing board,

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 14, 2021September 14, 2021

71

As most of you know, Request Line is an offseason feature, to help us outlast the drudgery that takes place from February through August. Once in a blue moon, however, there comes such a day that demands a special edition. Today is one of such days. I've been tracking the deaths of

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 3, 2021December 11, 2021

120

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are relaxing in their office. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is seated at his desk, staring out the window with a dreamy expression on his face.  The second – RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY – is laying on his back on

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 27, 2021December 11, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers continue - against all logic or reason - to remain hard at work in their office.  One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is looking over a spreadsheet on his laptop while a second - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is working

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 20, 2021December 11, 2021

162

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers have broken their own personal record for how long they have remained hard at work in their office.  One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is standing in front of a blank whiteboard, a marker in one hand and

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 13, 2021August 13, 2021

144

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are still - unbelievably - hard at work in their office.  One – RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY – is standing in front of a rack of clothing, pawing through a series of Hawaiian shirts and pulling the occasional one out to set

• DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 6, 2021August 6, 2021

159

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are yet again hard at work in their office.  One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is standing in front of a whiteboard covered with post-it notes that contain unfamiliar names.  The other – RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY – is pacing back and