We bid adieu to another installment of Hard Knocks. Last preseason game and final round of cuts should feature prominently tonight. Good bye Houston, I hope you enjoy your inevitable 9-7 season because of your lack of a front line QB in an age that practically exclusively favors that position to
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Hard Knocks: A Day in the Life of a Brian Cushing Brain Cell
5:00 AM: Time to wake up, another day at training camp. 5:15 AM: Let's have some breakfast [insert command (ic): unscrew bottle cap, ingest pill] energy surge, muscles strengthen, balls shrink. Time to rock. On Practice Field 6:45 AM: Head takes hit Ohhh, I feel woosy, what am I doing again, oh right
Hard Knocks: Vince Wilfork Prodigious Sweating Edition
What's in store for us for Week 3? More JJ Watt self extolling of his work habits? Brian Cushing counting down the number of hits his head takes before he develops a life-long 1000 yard stare? DeAndre Hopkins dressing like a fop? Bill O'Brien and Mike Vrabel squeezing in
Hard Knocks: Behold Bill O’Brien’s Ass Chin Open Thread
JJ Watt workouts! Bill O'Brien swearing like a Deadwood extra for no reason! Brian Cushing may do something or not! It's Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans week two open thread. Seriously, that's the quite the chin ass.
Hard Knocks: JJ Watt’s Humblebrags Open Thread
Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans, wait, who? I say JJ Watt does something to piss most of you off within five minutes. Also, Vince Wilfork barbecues something. Also, this is to remind you I have HBO and are therefore better than you, serf.