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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”

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Beerguyrob - May 5, 2021May 5, 2021
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Part 7: All Over But the Crying Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. May 3, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two men sit at desks, while a bunch of interns silently try to work around them. It is the first Monday after the Draft, and the two men responsible for

“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”

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Beerguyrob - April 21, 2021April 21, 2021
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Part 5: Out of The Frying Pan... And Into The Grease Fire Setting: The Indianapolis Crowne Plaza Hotel - 123 West Louisiana Street, Indianapolis, Indiana Ext. Taggart's Bar & Lounge, inside the Crowne Plaza. Drinks in hand, Pete Carroll & John Schneider are decompressing after a harrowing few days. Pete Carroll: I didn't know

“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”

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Beerguyrob - March 31, 2021March 31, 2021
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 Part 2: Draft Plan Boogaloo Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. February 10, 2021 Ext. A fourth floor office. Two men sit at desks, surrounded by interns feverishly sorting through papers. A buzz of voices clutters the background. Pete Carroll & John Schneider sit at a table. In the background, a

“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman” – Part 1: The Ultimatum

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Beerguyrob - March 24, 2021March 22, 2021
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Setting: The Virginia Mason Athletic Center, Renton, WA. February 9, 2021 Ext. A third floor office. One man sits behind a desk. A plethora of coloured papers and binders scatter the desktop about them. Pete Carroll sits at his desk, preparing to wrap up the team year-end interviews. He is chatting with

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