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Your “Hallelujah, It’s Spring Break!” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 13, 2021March 13, 2021
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I realize it's a pretty rich statement, coming from a guy who's only been back to work for two weeks after three months off. But we ran out of substitute teachers this week, because illness, and it's not uncommon for the subs to take Spring Break early before shit gets

HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 28, 2017April 28, 2017
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The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over a map. In the back seat of the Moosemobile Señor Weaselo lies in a fetal position, occasionally making whimpering sounds. Otto's Brain comes rolling up. Otto's Brain:

HRTN Spring Break Special 2017

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 21, 2017April 21, 2017
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The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the sun is hot, the beers are cold and the bikinis are tiny. The spring break crowd is having a great time, partying it up on the street, when suddenly there's a screeching of tires. The crowd quickly parts, running to safety as the

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