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Beerguyrob - May 27, 2020May 27, 2020
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NFL News: The NHL reopening strategy has both MLB & the NFL contemplating how they will go forward. Baseball has pretty much planned out nothing to this point, but the "hub city" idea was their initial strategy for Florida & Arizona. Their latest strategy is to start on July 4,

Your “We’re All Possibly Doomed; Definitely Stupid” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 22, 2020March 22, 2020
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Are we all still alive? The first week of all this has been weird because I've been on Spring Break, so I hadn't planned on doing much anyway. All the closures have just meant that I've been hanging around the house generally being lazy. Next week will be more of the same,

Your Saturday Evening “It Looks Bad If We Leave Them There” Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 20, 2019July 20, 2019
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We are well into summer now, and I want to vent about something: lost tourists. Now, I don't want to complain about the driving type of lost tourist. That's honest, and at least they are trying to follow a map. No, I want to complain about the type of lost tourist that

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