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Colin Kaepernick Makes A Tough Decision

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - September 15, 2016September 15, 2016
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2 WEEKS AGO - INTERIOR - COLIN KAEPERNICK'S BAY AREA HOME [COLIN KAEPERNICK is on the phone with his AGENT and is clearly very upset] KAEPERNICK: Absolutely not! I won't do it! AGENT: But Colin, if you don't, he'll cut you from the team. He's been trying to since day one! And you know how

San Francisco 49ers: a Team Preview of Who’s Left

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Covalent Blonde - August 24, 2015August 24, 2015
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Hey, guess what’s better than writing a season preview for a loser team that no one cares about, i.e. the Browns? Writing it for a loser team that is your own! Super Bowl 50 will be held at Levi’s Stadium. The Niners are in contention to be the first NFL team

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