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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome… to Ladders!

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Senor Weaselo - December 10, 2025December 10, 2025
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Which is to say there are some days where I feel like I teach at Greendale. Days where nobody shows up to class are kinda like that, except they showed up to class at Greendale! You missed that one detail, Harmon. Though maybe that's a post-pandemic thing. No, I know

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be in the Angry Dome

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Senor Weaselo - December 3, 2025December 3, 2025
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Which is to say, nothing disappoints, frustrates, and infuriates me (in that order) than nobody coming to class for the first 40 minutes. It’s a 50 minute class. I was signing out of the computer and putting on my coat and “dismissing the class early” when a student finally showed up. I

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