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Your “Hurry Up Please, It’s Time” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 17, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: It's all about the pain today: Bears quarterback Nick Foles is day-to-day with an injury to his right hip and gluteus maximus.  Initial tests showed no fracture to his hip, so they are hoping it's just bruises & he will be ready to go after their bye.

Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - December 4, 2019December 4, 2019
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NFL Noise: Break out the juice boxes, because Eli Manning is coming back to active duty! Current & future disappointment Daniel Jones is in a walking boot with a moderate high ankle sprain, making dragging Eli out of mothballs a necessity. If he does play on Monday night, Eli would meet the

Your “Rippin’ Off The Band-Aids” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - October 23, 2019October 23, 2019
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NFL Noise: Today is mostly injury updates: Drew Brees is practicing like he expects to play on Sunday. It is a home game versus Arizona, so there's no real rush to get him out there like it's a must-win game. After this week, it's four in a row against divisional opponents

Your “We’ll Always Have Tecmo Bowl” Friday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - September 30, 2016September 30, 2016
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NFL News: Injuries and such: Out: Eric Decker has a partially-torn rotator cuff and is out for Sunday versus the Seahawks Sammy Watkins has a bad foot & will miss the Bills tilt at Gillette Stadium placed on IR late-Friday Michael Oher (Panthers) has a concussion The Steelers are down Ryan

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