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Head Bro Seth: Dudebro, this whole Uproxx thing is, like, sweet. We even got, like, KSK now and that place is TEH SHIT, right?
Head Dude Evan: Brodude, that place is totally EPIC for pageviews, bro, and we’re totally gonna make some sweet football money, bro!
HBS: Totes, brobrah, let’s find some secretaries to slay and get a shower beer!
HDE: Yeah, brahbro!
/knock at the door
HBS: Oh, dude, I think that’s the weed bro. Hold on…
/goes to open door, but instead…
DOOR FLIES OPEN
DFO: OH HELL NO! CONSIDER YOUR SHIT TOOK, FUCKBOYS! WE’RE SHUTTING THIS BULLSHIT DOWN! YOU DON’T FUCK WITH KSK AND THE KOMMENTERS! NOW GIVE IT UP, FUCKBOYS!
HDE: Oh, shit. We’re fucked.
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