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Old School Zero

Old School Zero

Ex-Chargers fan in Portland. Sorry about your carpet.
Old School Zero

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Head Bro Seth: Dudebro, this whole Uproxx thing is, like, sweet. We even got, like, KSK now and that place is TEH SHIT, right?

Head Dude Evan: Brodude, that place is totally EPIC for pageviews, bro, and we’re totally gonna make some sweet football money, bro!

HBS: Totes, brobrah, let’s find some secretaries to slay and get a shower beer!

HDE: Yeah, brahbro!

/knock at the door

HBS: Oh, dude, I think that’s the weed bro. Hold on…

/goes to open door, but instead…

DOOR FLIES OPEN

DFO: OH HELL NO! CONSIDER YOUR SHIT TOOK, FUCKBOYS! WE’RE SHUTTING THIS BULLSHIT DOWN! YOU DON’T FUCK WITH KSK AND THE KOMMENTERS! NOW GIVE IT UP, FUCKBOYS!

HDE: Oh, shit. We’re fucked.

Old School Zero
Old School Zero
Ex-Chargers fan in Portland. Sorry about your carpet.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Can I just say that I love our new site? So glad so much of the gang is here.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And just a heads up – I ran the playlist generator on that Classic Rock Mock Draft we did a few months ago and it is GODDAMNED GREAT. I’ll post it as a bonus with KSK radio on Monday.

King Hippo

This gon’ be fun. And we gon’ drank.

/may have just pilled up at my desk. shhhhh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NORMA: [via intercom] “Mr. Hippo?”

KING HIPPO: “Yes, Norma?”

NORMA: “A Mr. Ryan Leaf is here to see you?”

laserguru

Congrats on dropping the very first DOOR FLIES OPEN on the new site, Bro!

Sep

In a just world RTJ/Killer Mike would be the most famous Rapper on the planet right now. However, I don’t think I’d enjoy his vitriol as much.

Kendrick Lamar is right.